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No Body, No Crime

When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.
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Meme Crime

A meme crime is when someone thinks they are funny but they're not because they like shitty memes that were never good.
Will: Hey, do you like that Damn Daniel meme? It's the best meme in the world!
John: Will, that's a meme crime you fucking cuck.
by ImNotFunnyAtAll June 3, 2017
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criming

sucking a big hairy juicy nob
millers: anyone else f***ing criming tonight?
johno: me!
millers: lol
by craigthelegend May 16, 2022
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Crime against mycology

Any atrocious act that may significantly harm the field of mycology on the short-term or long-term in any act, setting, platform, or medium (e.g., popular media, social platforms, online forums, websites, research papers, identification efforts, foraging, or amateur/hobbyist endeavours). Crimes Against Mycology are particularly prevalent in, but are by no means exclusive to, amateur mycology communities.

Examples are as follows:

1. Making false and/or inaccurate claims that the subject (most commonly a nondescript dark, hard protuberance on any tree) should be identified as 'Chaga' (Inonotus obliquus); often lacking substantiation or basic ID skills or knowledge. 'Chagaslighting'.

2. Overgeneralizing and/or spreading misinformation on edibility or toxicity to (e.g., claiming that "every mushroom is toxic when touched").

3. Identifying a collection "with confidence" in cases in which it can reasonably be assumed that this would be virtually impossible to do with the available information.

4. "Publishing" new species on Index Fungorum.

5. Saying "all mushrooms are edible, once"

6. Pale Satanmints.

7. Unsubstantiated hypersplitting of established genera.
"Counting the equally abused ganodermatoids, the Perenniporia s.l. clade now has forty-nine genera, when it could easily be treated as about seven. The authors don't even mention Ganoderma (s.l.) in this paper. They also neglect to mention three of the seventeen pre-named genera in this clade (Diacanthodes, Flammeopellis, and Megasporia)."
"Holy shit, that's a crime against mycology!"
by Crinoid March 31, 2023
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crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.
Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
by Urban Parker January 27, 2017
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Crime Boy

a person, usually a male, who will rob anything with anything.
James: "did you hear what happened to Nick?"
Henry: "yeah didn't he rob that dog with a wallet?"
James: "Yeah nobody knew why a dog had a wallet but nick robbed it. He's a crime boy."
by Pheonix272008 December 27, 2020
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Hate crime Wednesday

Hate crime Wednesday” is a day that occurs every week in which all hate crimes are legal
Dan: hey faggot
Bob: woah! Dude you can’t say that

Dan: it’s hate crime Wednesday
by Lunathebitch August 2, 2022
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