When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.
by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 9, 2024
Get the No Body, No Crimemug. A meme crime is when someone thinks they are funny but they're not because they like shitty memes that were never good.
Will: Hey, do you like that Damn Daniel meme? It's the best meme in the world!
John: Will, that's a meme crime you fucking cuck.
John: Will, that's a meme crime you fucking cuck.
by ImNotFunnyAtAll June 3, 2017
Get the Meme Crimemug. by craigthelegend May 16, 2022
Get the crimingmug. Any atrocious act that may significantly harm the field of mycology on the short-term or long-term in any act, setting, platform, or medium (e.g., popular media, social platforms, online forums, websites, research papers, identification efforts, foraging, or amateur/hobbyist endeavours). Crimes Against Mycology are particularly prevalent in, but are by no means exclusive to, amateur mycology communities.
Examples are as follows:
1. Making false and/or inaccurate claims that the subject (most commonly a nondescript dark, hard protuberance on any tree) should be identified as 'Chaga' (Inonotus obliquus); often lacking substantiation or basic ID skills or knowledge. 'Chagaslighting'.
2. Overgeneralizing and/or spreading misinformation on edibility or toxicity to (e.g., claiming that "every mushroom is toxic when touched").
3. Identifying a collection "with confidence" in cases in which it can reasonably be assumed that this would be virtually impossible to do with the available information.
4. "Publishing" new species on Index Fungorum.
5. Saying "all mushrooms are edible, once"
6. Pale Satanmints.
7. Unsubstantiated hypersplitting of established genera.
Examples are as follows:
1. Making false and/or inaccurate claims that the subject (most commonly a nondescript dark, hard protuberance on any tree) should be identified as 'Chaga' (Inonotus obliquus); often lacking substantiation or basic ID skills or knowledge. 'Chagaslighting'.
2. Overgeneralizing and/or spreading misinformation on edibility or toxicity to (e.g., claiming that "every mushroom is toxic when touched").
3. Identifying a collection "with confidence" in cases in which it can reasonably be assumed that this would be virtually impossible to do with the available information.
4. "Publishing" new species on Index Fungorum.
5. Saying "all mushrooms are edible, once"
6. Pale Satanmints.
7. Unsubstantiated hypersplitting of established genera.
"Counting the equally abused ganodermatoids, the Perenniporia s.l. clade now has forty-nine genera, when it could easily be treated as about seven. The authors don't even mention Ganoderma (s.l.) in this paper. They also neglect to mention three of the seventeen pre-named genera in this clade (Diacanthodes, Flammeopellis, and Megasporia)."
"Holy shit, that's a crime against mycology!"
"Holy shit, that's a crime against mycology!"
by Crinoid March 31, 2023
Get the Crime against mycologymug. Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.
Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
by Urban Parker January 27, 2017
Get the crimes against naturemug. James: "did you hear what happened to Nick?"
Henry: "yeah didn't he rob that dog with a wallet?"
James: "Yeah nobody knew why a dog had a wallet but nick robbed it. He's a crime boy."
Henry: "yeah didn't he rob that dog with a wallet?"
James: "Yeah nobody knew why a dog had a wallet but nick robbed it. He's a crime boy."
by Pheonix272008 December 27, 2020
Get the Crime Boymug. by Lunathebitch August 2, 2022
Get the Hate crime Wednesdaymug.