arse crackers

The little bits of poo which can get stuck in the hairs around your bum hole and not get found till dried out, the next day

Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.

by Faisal91 November 23, 2013

Crunch cracker

Someone who's ankles are so fragile in basketball that they brake whenever anyone makes a move

God damnit! Robbie's such a crunch cracker. He's in pieces cuz a guy made 1 crossover!

by YahboiHennessy January 23, 2015

ankle cracker

A small person that has no other talents than being able to crack ankles due to their short stature.

Person 1: "Damn, that Peyton is such an ankle cracker."

Person 2: "Yeah, no one even saw her coming."

by Tuxedocat007 July 20, 2017

moyster crackers

To eat ass with crackers

I ate the shit out of Laura Sanderson’s moyster crackers

by @laurasmith January 10, 2018

Ass-Crackery

Of or relating to the ass crack. May also be used as a vile reference or interjection.

This entire lecture is pure ass-crackery.

Rachel took me home and said it was time for some ass-crackery so I hit it good.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Jungle cracker

A white youth who tries to act, dress and talk in a ghetto manner but is clearly a failure, an embarrassment and an insult to African Americans who have proprietary claims to this.

Not only is he a cracker but he’s a jungle cracker .

by Ofashea June 24, 2019

Asian Cracker Barrel

An Asian Chode with huge balls. Also when an Asian Cracker Barrel is used during sex it can be called The Asian Cracker Barrel.

I heard Sarah is an Asian Cracker Barrel

by Your moms a heffer April 1, 2019