Constarrhea

A condition which you feel like you have to go to the bathroom, but you can't shit. Constarrhea is a combination of constipation and diarrhea.

My dog has constarrhea. I think he has to go, but he wouldn't shit.

by Man of 1000 words February 15, 2006

costa rica

said when one wants to imply that something is a matter of little importance or when one has accepted the outcome of an event or action. similar to "it's chill"

jacob: hey man, sorry about messing up your chances with that girl
brian: costa rica man, costa rica

by amattadohb November 10, 2010

constantinople

The holy city that is thought by Greeks that it will be conquered by Russians and then given back to them back.How poor for them...
They only live with the dream of it and will go on. Which wise mentality can think that it would be theirs if this awesome city were in the hands of greedy Russians?hah..
Every people execpt for some dreamers call it this.It is ISTANBUL and belong to TURKS ;)

not constantinople but Istanbul.

by blckshkttn February 21, 2009

Costaesque

Marked by a stubborn, steadfast refusal to submit to the petty expectations of well-meaning fools.

"Man, that guy simply does not give a fuck".

"Actually, he gives the highest of fucks. It's rather Costaesque, if you think about it".

by dansemacarbe July 15, 2011

euler-mascheroni constant

1) The amount of time it takes to vomit after eating six pounds of mac & cheese. 2) The duration of time: after eating six pounds of mac & cheese and before intense puking, in which your stomach goes bat-shit crazy.

Dude one: I dare you to eat 6 pounds of mac & cheese
Dude two: Ok
Dude one: Damn, you did it!
Dude two: Oh shit! I think that I'll be hurlin' noodles in a euler-mascheroni constant!

by shit-fat-lipid-lips2903756 May 24, 2011

Costa

Commonly spotted near the local Starbucks in a green piece of shit with a kickass system either doing E-brakes, high on caffeine, medium pimpin', spazzing, or all of the above.

Costa can kick your ass and steal your girlfriend. He'll fuck your mom, too.

by Steve December 10, 2004

Constantine Maroulis

Ugly greek theatre nerd masquerading as a "rocker dude" on American Idol. Wears too-small leather jackets, strategically ripped jeans and an onyx ring. Has zero singing talent but his staring and "eyefucking" the camera makes you forget that.

Don't vote for Constantine Maroulis. He has neck fat, a butt chin, and he doesn't wash his hair

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005