An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.
Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?
by incroyable May 22, 2009
Get the Whale Countingmug. Them: Hey bro you ever been to Miami?
Me: I've been, I had a great time, but I can't remember the girl I was with. After my break up I needed some body count therapy.
Me: I've been, I had a great time, but I can't remember the girl I was with. After my break up I needed some body count therapy.
by Vainarrara809 March 28, 2024
Get the Body count therapy.mug. by Weiner World February 23, 2021
Get the Weiner Countmug. The act of looking at a group of objects whose combined number is so low (ex. 3) that you can count them just by glancing.
by emogurl721 August 4, 2011
Get the Glance Countmug. The reason Boeing is making unsafe planes. Ever since they merged with McDonnell Douglas, count olaf slipped into the CEO position and is running them like a dangerously efficient monopoly so he gets all the profits.
Count olaf turned Boeing into a dangerous company that kills for money. He forced the 737 max into market and bribed the FAA to certify it and threatened to poison FAA officials if they said anything or didn’t get it certified fast enough. Can’t forget those two whistleblowers who died. It was obviously count olaf who killed them. All the Boeing employees across the factories in Everett and anywhere else are being forced to build unsafe planes otherwise he will murder them.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 31, 2025
Get the Count olafmug. 
by Count Twatula January 10, 2010
Get the Count Twatulamug.