Cougar Face 

A person who's face resembles the ass hole of a cougar or looks as though it has been mauled by a cougar!

"Oh wow, that girls face makes me want to puke, she has a cougar face"

Cougar Face by Joshua Costa August 10, 2008

Cougar bait 

Young athletic guys who work at gyms with a large volume of older women.

Cougar bait is working the check in counter again tonight.

Cougar bait by Joe Shit the Rag Maker May 11, 2017

Cougar Step 

Awkard walk of shame, pride, guilt, or simply handicapped

When I saw a helpless drunk shuffling his doc marten's across the street I asked what the hell he was doing.

He replied " Something I like to call the Cougar Step"

Cougar Step by trevor Boone August 5, 2007

cougar meat 

The aging reproductive organ of a wily, sexually charged woman in her 40s. Usually resembles rotting flesh. The sweet/pungent scent will often attract flies.

I'm sick of college girls, man. Let's hit up the Pottery Barn and track down some cougar meat!

cougar meat by Brohamity Sam July 9, 2007

cougar cubs

the offspring of any cougar that has successfully mated with her cougar bait

" oh yeah jen & walt? she is totally the cougar wifey, 3 years older than him and they have kids, look at their 2 little cougar cubs... luke & avery"

cougar cubs by redneck wrecka August 10, 2008

Cougar Salt Lick 

A euphemism for scrotum, or nutsack for you unedumuhcated folks.

This cougar was totally all over me last night so I decided to let her take me home and have a few licks at the old Cougar Salt Lick.

Cougar Salt Lick by bananasplit1970 January 26, 2011

cougar wound 

Any scar or open wound in the shape of a sratch from any of the large cats. Normally obtained by dumping a moped and being burnt by the motor.

Did you see bones'leg? He told me that he was riding his moped when a cougar chased him. He was able to kick it in the face to stop it but not before he took a serious slash.
That's bullshit man. He got that cougar wound when he ate shit at Seymour Ducks?

cougar wound by phatbones January 13, 2005