corpulentchikephobia

Fear of excessively Fat chicks.

The kings daughter wanted me to come along with him to subway but i wold him i had corpulentchikephobia, and then i gave him a wet willy.

by Zed the Whalehunter April 13, 2005

Corporate America Bot

Somebody who works nine to five in a suit and tie and only does it because they get paid.

I am sick of school. I am just going to get a business degree and become a corporate america bot.

by Rolex Jr. October 5, 2007

Corpse Circus

A job (at a grocery store for example) where one is working for life, forced to smile and put on a show for the customers, despite the fact that they feel dead inside from working at a dead end job with a low payscale.

man have you been in to (generic food store name here) lately? ..geeez it's a real CORPSE CIRCUS in there.

by Skull Monkey April 14, 2010

Corperica

Corporation + America

A shorter and more candid name for the corpocracy formerly known as the United State of America, prior to the Supreme Court's infamous "Citizen's United vs. FEC" decision.

As a citizen of Corperica, I am forced to accept that the rights of corporations are equal to mine as an individual.

by shoqvalue February 21, 2010

rand corporation

The RAND Corporation is a nonprofit global policy think tank formed to offer research and analysis to the United States armed forces. The RAND Corporation is often associated with militarism and the military-industrial complex. They have expanded their operations to include forcing our parent to bed early to get rid of dinner, and tattooing bar codes on the back of our heads.

Milhouse:The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people.
Bart: Thank You!
Milhouse: Under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early, in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass here, people.
(Grandpa Vs Sexual Inadequacy, 2F07)

Hank: I got a tattoo on the back of my head!
Dale: What kind of tattoo? Like a bar code? Because that would point to the Rand Corporation.
(Be true to your fool, Epis 145)

by ifky302 January 3, 2008

corpse

To spontaneously break out in laughter while performing on stage.

Jimmy Fallon is the king of corpsing.

by JonathanChance March 25, 2004

Something Corporate

© THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD!! © All their songs on "Leaving Through the Window" ROCK (I Want to Save You, Punk Rock Princess, I Woke Up In a Car, If You C Jordan, The Astronaut, Hurricane, Cavanaugh Park, Fall, Straw Dog, Good News, Drunk Girl, Now What It Seems, You're Gone, and Globes and Maps). ©

Something Corporate is the best!

by ViCtoRia!! May 26, 2004