gack in the crack

The substance in between a man's ass cheeks that creates skid marks. Also known as butt butter, gack in the crack is usually formed as a result of several components put together. These are:
1) A hairy ass
2) A moist defecation followed by clean up with cheap TP
3) Physical exertion that causes the hairy ass to perspire

Mike took a hurried dump in the portajohn outside the stadium and then went back to tailgating. It was a long walk back to the pickup and the hot weather made him sweat. By the time he got back to the beer cooler he had some gack in the crack.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

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crack an egg

the female equivalent to the male "bust a nut."

"Man, all of the sudden, my man wanted to get all cozy and I was just interested in cracking a egg with him."

"Keep going! I'm getting ready to crack an egg!"

by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009

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crack-a-dizzle

some skank ass hoe who b all up in a brothas kool-aid

damn u crack-a-dizzle step off u be buggin me all night yo.

by KeatonDizzle December 15, 2008

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Crack Head Savant

A crack head who has flashes of genius.

Rudy could barely pass the 5th grade and tie his shoes but can answer the million dollar questions on Millionare... hes a crack head savant

by JBurton July 7, 2010

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crack rot

The pattern of tooth decay that comes from smoking crack, typically on the front and canine teeth worse because of the way the pipe fits in your mouth.

Look at that crackhead's grill!

Damn, his teeth have a serious case of crack rot! Your grandma has more teeth than that!

by wilsr1 August 6, 2010

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