City Conservative

Typically a young person, often living in suburban/urban areas who has moderate, centre right conservative values. What separates a City Conservative from their Conservative peers is they are less judgemental and generally open about their beliefs; they will rarely have a party membership and will seldom commit to one political party.

The values of City Conservatives are also often more pragmatic and internal. For example, a city conservative would not voice total opposition to abortion, or shame those who have one, they just would not get one themselves. It is an evolution of the ‘silent majority’ analogy in US politics whereby pragmatic conservatives who want a stable family, a secure job, moral value and a love of country do not want to be placed in the same box as MAGA republicans.

‘Oh yeah James, he’s more of a City Conservative than an outright Tory’

by Komnenos April 21, 2025

Cockney conservative

People who live in affluent areas of London Strawberry Hill, but down play their wealth and act gangster, or UKIP and Reform voters. They have balding hair and pointy features including noses and chins. They use the words donut and whheeyyyy a lot in speech.

When walking on the streets of Twickenham , a Cockney Conservative will come and befriend you by saying ‘Mate you just gotta sit back, relax and have some fucking chicken mate eeeeeyyyyyy’

by Mr Tumnus 90 May 1, 2025

Conservative Racism

Conservative making rude remarks towards Democrats that are are offensive and getting offended when Democrats play the same game back.

Conservative Racism example

Conservative: Democrats ruin everything. Never vote for them.

Democrat: Republicans are in a cult. Explains why every book they write hates Liberals.

Conservative: So much for the tolerable left.

by IcePanda April 11, 2024

Conservative Troll

Yeah, more like PLANT... Look, he's how it works. They use the plants to create FAKE criticism of the people I talk about (criticisms intended to mirror MY criticism) to undercut MY criticism with LESS EFFECTIVE, LESS TRUE (but analogous) criticism.

Hym "Conservative troll trolls imposter troll (who neworks with charlatans who are trying to destroy me) with fake troll about wife and rather say the thing that is LIKELY TRUE says thing that everyone already knows and doesn't care about. More interstate is the fact that his wife left him THE DAY I MENTIONED HIM and he HAS AN ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN whenever he see someone doing THE THING THAT HE IS DOING... Which is: impersonating me to shill for Jewish media personalities. Destiny is literally Christianity! He's meat shield for the Jews!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2024

Conservative

Derived from the old Cornish word ‘Chunservat’ which means: “to be a cunt for no good reason.”

Look at that Conservative, what a cunt!

by Evilbrunette November 25, 2021

law of conservation of botheration

The heavily researched theory that botheration cannot be created nor destroyed under the laws of chemistry. If someone bothers you, you cannot hold that botheration in; therefore, you must bother someone else in order for a proper transfer and balance in he world.

Veronica bothered me and now I must bother Elodie in order to satisfy the law of conservation of botheration.

by elfastasmo November 28, 2021

A Pathology of Conservatives

In the same spirit as a Murder of Crows and a Herd of Buffalo Cory Doctorow implied that a group of conservatives could be termed a Pathology.

A Pathology of Conservatives in Congress today voted to end yet another freedom formerly held by the citizens of the country.

by mycotropic February 19, 2024