Condom breaker 

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived

The condom breakers stole our wood

*witnesses bratty behaviour in public * Woah that’s a condom breaker

Condom breaker by Steeeeve2 February 5, 2024

Condom Cowl 

A cowl that makes Red Robin's head look like he's wearing a condom.

"His suit has a Condom Cowl!"

Condom Cowl by TimDunk January 7, 2024

Condom breaker 

A really bratty child who is so awful they could not have been voluntarily conceived

"The condom breakers stole our wood"
*Witnesses bratty behaviour in public* " woah that's a condom breaker"

Condom breaker by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024

Condom smoker 

It when u us the cum in the condom to smoke.

Dam bro u smoke the duck outta the cum u condom smoker

Condom smoker by Duskfuxker March 22, 2024

condom mile 

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

condom mile by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024

condom holder 

Condom holder is another word for male genitalia.

“DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HIS CONDOM HOLDER IS?”

condom holder by penistoucher424 February 28, 2025

condom truck 

A term used to startle a speaker who hadn't been listening. Nobody would want to know that a condom truck is part of the trafficking circuit, but here we are! This term is generally used to attract attention.

"Hey, the condom truck is outside! Wanna check it out?"

condom truck by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025