Leo Commons

Known paedophile and gang rapist who resides in London.

Person 1: I saw Leo Commons in the Meow Meow Meadows Discord server flirting with a fat ho.

Person 2: He's moved on from Snipzy's sister already?

by NotAvexic March 25, 2025

common goblet

A central vessel in the middle of a table in which participants decant some a share of their alcoholic beverages during a drinking game. Said vessel must be drunk as a forfeit for being the worst player at the end of the game.

“Hey Sam! You’re the worst player! Drink from the common goblet, bitch!”

by Dr Robotico July 17, 2020

common turd

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.

Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"

Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."

by Seemerlin August 30, 2011

common sense

Something you don't have.

you: why am I searching common sense one urban dictionary?
me: because you don't have any

by astupidnincompoop November 15, 2022

Use common sense

A way more polite way to say: "hey dumbass, read the fuck up." but of course those be some no-no words. So the former, more professional way is used.

Pete kindly, as much as possible, told Joel to use common sense, instead of unkindly saying: "holy fucking christ, read a book, you moron."

by MartianSupremacist August 7, 2024

Common

Shorthand for "Common Law Wife" or "Common Law Husband"

My second common was a total bitch. She drove me into bankruptcy dragging me into family court over and over again before disappearing with my kid.

by u1fhednar January 17, 2021

Dutch common sense

A misplaced arrogance that you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."

"Good thing we Dutch have the Dutch common sense, or else we'd have to learn from other countries' experiences!"

by Morty297 October 14, 2020