comment roulette

It's the high risk game you play every time you read the comments on an online article/post/video etc. Sometimes they are clever and funny and at best, better than the article itself. Frequently though they make you concerned for the future of humanity and/or angry enough to want to find the commenter and slap them.
She realised she had once again lost the game of comment roulette when she read the words "evolution is just a theory"
by Sheila Montague February 11, 2016
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Comment novelist

Noun. A person in a forum/comment section who goes on a massive tangent regarding a certain topic. Typically covering every minute detail and sometimes (but not always) using overly sophisticated language.
Jim: "that guy on that one Reddit thread was a total comment novelist

Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!
by Professional goblin December 15, 2024
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comment rape

to comment over and over again on someones note or status
anna: hey did u make that note i tagged u in?

brianna: yehd'g im gonna comment rape urs but i just

wanted to finish mine first.

anna:cool man, ill comment rape u too
by mindy444 January 29, 2011
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Comment Simper

A group of people (Usally Male) that go onto a social media comment section of the people they like. And say something usally simple and horny. Includes the words: "Mommy", "Daddy", And more, in a sexaul manner. They are seen in a bad light. The same way simps are, but they are not simps in livestreams or in real life. They are only in comment sections such as Instagram, Tiktok, and others with still comment sections.
A man posted a comment called "date me m*mmy". what a Comment Simper
by Figro May 15, 2023
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Pennridge Comment

Also know as "PC"
Originated in Chestnut Hill College by a student from the high school, Pennridge. PC is when someone from Pennridge makes a comment that has everyone stop and think about how stupid it was. PC is also known as a joke killer, or an awkward silence getter.
For Example of Pennridge Comment,
1.PC:Is the house gas or oil?

Girl:Gas.

PC:How often does that get refilled?

Girl:(Stare)



2.PC:Do you have a knife on you?

Norm:Why would I carry around a knife?

PC:If I asked 10 of my best buddies from Pennridge for a knife I bet you all 10 of them would throw me a knife.

Norm:That's why you're a redneck.
by BHot 31 March 18, 2009
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Nuclear Comment

A Nuclear Comment is when someone types a legendary roast in the comment section
you saw that Nuclear Comment on that one video
by Vezo August 08, 2022
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comment driveby

the act of writing random sayings, words, or anything else irrelivant in the comment section of a video, forum, etc.
hey bob, ya wanna go on youtube and do a comment driveby with me?

ninjadude46213- I like the part when the person does this thing with that other thing.
teddybearODoom46184-yeah, me too, and when that other guy does this thing with that other thing and made the thing explode.
randomcrab79421-testicles.....
by 13luD0G October 28, 2010
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