Columbian Comb-over

When one defecates on a partner's genitals. Then said partner proceeds to dab his genitals (Teabag) on boyfriend or girlfriend's head.

"Damn dude.. My balls smell like ass."

"Why is that?"

"Well. Things were getting a bit dull , so I thought I'd spice it up a bit with a. "Columbian Comb-over"

"Fuckin' A man?!"

by Metal Metal Rob December 29, 2009

Columbian Tang

A. Cocaine
B. Booger Sugar
C. Nose Candy

A powerdy substance that gets you high enough to feel invinsible.

Hey Jose dont sniff all the columbian tang!

by Macacrakin January 22, 2011

columbian predicament

when you run out of toilet paper and half to wipe with a coffee filter

I forgot to get toilet paper at the grocery store so I was faced with the imfamous columbian predicament.

by ursaamajor April 13, 2012

columbian hot pocket

When you put a sandwich bag in someone's mouth then poop in the sandwich bag while it's in their mouth.

I'm going to give you a Columbian hot pocket

by ZomBrutal May 5, 2016

Colunga

Noun: A brave soul. One who shows bravery and heroism.

That Colunga really put that bully in his place.

by Audie Murphy TX January 25, 2020

columbus high school

Pussy ass bitch ass ppl school. Everyone that goes here is so white privileged and annoying and thinks they're better than everyone else. Nobody from this butt ass school messes with Shaw ppl bc they know they will get fucked up. They just start shit with the other pussies at northside and think they're hot shit.

Everyone: columbus high school fuggin sucks

by 1738Balls September 14, 2021

103B Offramp in Columbus, Ohio

a nightmare in physical form

"Gay people and minorities go to the 103B Offramp in Columbus, Ohio"
"yeah"

by averagedolphin April 11, 2021