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Clonkers

A pair of extremely heavy shoes, ones that make an audible "clonk" sound when you take a step.
Person 1: What is that noise?
Person 2: Becky, you can hear her clonkers from a mile away.
by clonkerkid August 29, 2017
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Topshop Clone

A person who dresses solely in overpriced clothes from Topshop.

Topshop Clones tend to buy anything from Topshop regardless of whether or not they actually like it.
A: Hey, look at that girl wearing a band t-shirt even though she's never listened to their music, she only bought it 'cause it's from Topshop!
B: She's a Topshop Clone, that's why.
by Alice842 April 13, 2011
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cloon tang

George Clooneys nick name, Because he's such a player, and gets mad poon.
(says Clooneys buddy to Clooney) "Nice job on getting that poon, Cloon Tang"
by Garrett Clarida August 10, 2006
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Colonized

"Hey man did you see Dave is dating that black chick?"
"Yea man she is has been totally colonized"
by YungUpgrade May 7, 2018
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Becky Cloonan

"Did you read 'Demo' by Becky Cloonan?"
"Blew my mind."
by Attack Bear May 13, 2009
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Clonazepam

A potent, sedative benzodiazepine (benzo). Used to treat anxiety and sometimes insomnia or restless leg syndrome. Similar to Xanax and Valium (same drug family).

Kpins are also used recreationally. The term "kpin" is typically only used in recreational circles.

It will get you high.
Dude, I got some Clonazepam. Gonna get hella high.
by bleedglory May 14, 2011
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Colonel Jessup

The blowjob a man receives from his female boss.

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by." - Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. A Few Good Men.

P: J, I need you to stay late this evening.
J: Is the budget due tomorrow?
P: Yes, and if we get everything knocked out quickly, we'll wrap things up with a Colonel Jessup.
Mike did not want to admit to his co-workers, nor his wife that sometimes his business trips included a night cap and a Colonel Jessup.
by HolsingerTX September 6, 2014
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