clank (adj) - the opposite of ratchet. (ratchet can mean many things, such as ghetto, nasty, or annoying as hell) the main difference is that "clank" has a positive connotation and is used to acknowledge things as being smart, classy, cool, funny, appealing, etc.
Brittany: Did you see that girl's tribal-print shirt?
Tiffany: I did! That shirt was so clank.
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Matt: Dude, where'd you get those clank-ass shoes?
Tyler: My dad got them when he was in vacation in another country!
Matt: That's so awesome, man.
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Kevin: Hey Sheila, did you do the homework for Mrs. Smith?
Sheila: Nah, but she's really lenient and nice so I doubt she'll get mad at me.
Kevin: That's true, she's one of the clankiest teachers I know!
Tiffany: I did! That shirt was so clank.
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Matt: Dude, where'd you get those clank-ass shoes?
Tyler: My dad got them when he was in vacation in another country!
Matt: That's so awesome, man.
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Kevin: Hey Sheila, did you do the homework for Mrs. Smith?
Sheila: Nah, but she's really lenient and nice so I doubt she'll get mad at me.
Kevin: That's true, she's one of the clankiest teachers I know!
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Johnny: Fine. Pour 'em.
Matty: No speeches..
Jalal: I'm cool with that..
Johnny: Me too. Let's just raise 'em high and cheers, "Cilantro!"
Jalal: What the hell is that?
Johnny: It's my version of that gaelic term no one can rightly pronounce in the states!
Jalal: Word.
(All Four): "CILANTRO"!
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Matty: No speeches..
Jalal: I'm cool with that..
Johnny: Me too. Let's just raise 'em high and cheers, "Cilantro!"
Jalal: What the hell is that?
Johnny: It's my version of that gaelic term no one can rightly pronounce in the states!
Jalal: Word.
(All Four): "CILANTRO"!
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Get the Cilantro mug.A clan of kids from Seattle who terrorized the city on Friday afternoons by going Downtown, or "deets".
They included such notorious people as:
"S. McBride", an intellectual Libertarian who was often overpowering in his opinions and an excellent debater.
"Rands", a moderate of sorts, seemingly managing to keep one foot in Clan Deets and one in the normal world. He was actually one of the ringleaders, and his calm attitude made him highly calculating.
"Scott", a small energetic boy with violent tendancies. Used as a mascot of sorts, he was considered to be "lovable" by many outsiders, but had deep obsessions with violence and crime, especially the Stanley Kubrick film, A Clockwork Orange.
"Siple", an indie-obsessed boy who dressed and acted only to offset the normalities of human culture. He kept a cool, calm demeanor and let little out about his personality, which led many to be intruiged about him, his striped shirts and long scarfs, and his interesting music.
"The Leader", "Kyle", "Kyo", "Kybes", the informal leader of the group, Kyle created much of the slang used by the clan and was the only thing holding them together for a long time. Kyle was a very physically and vocally abusive person who demanded attention with his attention and pure size. Slang created by Kyle includes bitts, coatsaf, and The Jooyah Disaster
This is only a partial list, of course.
They were eventually destroyed by ninja goblins, according to legend, wielding lightsabers, the only one to have his memory left intact was Kyle, while the others became functioning members of society.
They included such notorious people as:
"S. McBride", an intellectual Libertarian who was often overpowering in his opinions and an excellent debater.
"Rands", a moderate of sorts, seemingly managing to keep one foot in Clan Deets and one in the normal world. He was actually one of the ringleaders, and his calm attitude made him highly calculating.
"Scott", a small energetic boy with violent tendancies. Used as a mascot of sorts, he was considered to be "lovable" by many outsiders, but had deep obsessions with violence and crime, especially the Stanley Kubrick film, A Clockwork Orange.
"Siple", an indie-obsessed boy who dressed and acted only to offset the normalities of human culture. He kept a cool, calm demeanor and let little out about his personality, which led many to be intruiged about him, his striped shirts and long scarfs, and his interesting music.
"The Leader", "Kyle", "Kyo", "Kybes", the informal leader of the group, Kyle created much of the slang used by the clan and was the only thing holding them together for a long time. Kyle was a very physically and vocally abusive person who demanded attention with his attention and pure size. Slang created by Kyle includes bitts, coatsaf, and The Jooyah Disaster
This is only a partial list, of course.
They were eventually destroyed by ninja goblins, according to legend, wielding lightsabers, the only one to have his memory left intact was Kyle, while the others became functioning members of society.
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