rotten coconut

A brown person (South Asian descent) who acts urbanized. Brown on the outside, black on the inside.

Person1: Yo homie, how you gonna play me?
Person2: He's just a rotten coconut.

by Best Of The Best April 29, 2008

coconut

A person of African decent cumming

I'm going to coconut.
I'm coconutting.
He coconutted all over me.

by caciamaan April 30, 2007

coconut

a person that people either hate or love, nothing in between.

"she has some friends, but a lot of people hate her. what a coconut."

by ddddddan April 28, 2005

Coconut Grabber

A person that you hate with a burning passion

"Dude Jeremy is a fucking Coconut Grabber he ate my doughnuts "

by HerbertHooves December 24, 2021

malibu coconut rum

A coconut rum ordered by precocious thugs and Barbie wannabes that they believe ups their street cred and makes them seem more enticing sexually

"Omg, he's so hot. Maybe if I bat my eyelashes and order this Malibu coconut rum and cranberry he will come flirt with me!"

by Banshee007 November 4, 2013

Coconut Creampie

When a man surprises a woman during sex by slapping her tits as hard as he can. This causes her to tighten all of her muscles including the vagina. He then proceeds to creampie into her, for maximum pleasure during an orgasm.

Oh man last night I showered Candy in a coconut creampie. Her tits are still red from where I slapped them!

by Hand Jacks March 11, 2016

coconut

a coconut is a person who is nuts about cocoa and chocolate.

The three brothers were such coconuts that they mixed Count Chocula, Cocoa Pebbles, Cocoa Puffs, Cocoa Krispies and milk together in thier cereal bowl, yet it wasnt enough chocolate, so they added chocolate syrup to make the milk chocolate. However, this only teased their cocoa palates so they had a slice of chocolate cake to finish the job.

by hungrychance14 January 22, 2011