cocknose

sum1 with a huge nose / sum1 hu is a just a wanka and u dnt like atall

alex : jesus my sister is a cocknose
jak : indeed she has a huge nose

by jak April 1, 2005

cockyball

can be used in many ways. Can be used as a substitute for many words, including curses.

example 1: WOW shes acting really cockyball today.
example 2: The room smelled like extreme cockyball.
example 3: I just made cockyball(s).
example 4: Taylor Brittney and Meghan are such cockyballs.
example 5: WHAT THE COCKYBALL?!
example 6: Jill is such a cockyball

by adrianna and andrew April 30, 2009

take a cocky

To take a cocky is to leave some crap.

"Excuse me sir, where is the bathroom? I have to take a cocky."

by majikmike July 7, 2006

cocknoodle

a cocknoddle is a a long, thin and flacid catalac in which rides throughout the womans vagina into her place where she makes vaginal secretions and then takes her mothers pubic hair and glues it to her face because she is a cross dresser and thus also has an implanted penis. this implanted penis is called a cocknoodle.

the cross dresson that sucked my dick for a doller had a cocknoodle.

by jush ravers September 14, 2007

cocknose

a gobshite or just someone with a nose that looks like a big smelly cock

south side dublin people are all posh cocknoses

by finton May 12, 2006

Cocknose

A man with a nose of phallaceutical proportions and/or one who is acting in an unreasonable or mean-spirited manner.

"That guy over there is a thoroughbred cocknose."
"Will you stop being such a cocknose and give me back my bag?"

by Tawnysowz September 9, 2009

Cocknose

nicolaou substitute for a nose- cocknose

1.whoaaaa! nicolaou that is some major cock on your face, what a cocknose
2. hey nicolaou, seeing as you have a cock for a nose does that mean you have a nose where your cock is meant to be?

by jassaz April 16, 2006