clayjames

Canadian scum, jealous of all things American,

that clayjames sure is Canadian scum

by GWB November 16, 2004

beating the clay

An expression you use when a boy is masturbating.

I went to the riverside and there was a boy down by the river beating the clay. It was disgusting because his clay-cum was everywhere.

by Vagisil August 24, 2006

Clay

A special assistant to a celebrity or politician. From the name of Arnold Schwarzenegger's personal assistant, Clay Russell.

Zack is President Bush's Clay. Daniel is Schwarzenegger's part-time Clay.

by austriangov November 12, 2007

clay

A boy who has a girlfriend but secretly has a crush on another girl. He also enjoys wearing womens clothing.

Clay likes his girlfriend less then he likes his secret crush Amber.

by Mr. Nico Hotsauce April 27, 2005

Clay Davis

A character from HBO's "The Wire", Clay Davis is a shady state senator, who's favorite saying was shit pronounced sheeeeeeiiiiiiittttttttt! So instead of swearing out right with shit, just say Clay Davis. Another variation to it is a combination of shit and motherfucker: clay muthafuckin' davis!

Question: Hey man can I borrow $500 dollars?
Your answer: Clay Davis!
Question: Let me take your new Xbox 360 to the crib and test it out?
Your answer:Clay "muthafuckin" Davis!

by Bboyjr December 14, 2008

Clayman

Person who enjoys the act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup. When done in prison, the reciever is dominant; the one doing it is submissive. Clayman loves to play soggy sao at lunchtime. After playing at lunchtime the Clayman will enjoy shooting the winkle with all of his other gay friends. A Clayman's main goal in life is to one day aspire to the likes of Shermdog, however this is virtually impossibele because they usually die young as a result of all the Monkey Nuts he eats.

Holy shit that guy is a Clayman he really enjoys getting bird fucked in the asshole.

by Bill Cowher February 18, 2005

clayface

potential gf's

clayface1,2,3,etc...

by mofer March 10, 2003