Mateen Cleaves

THE best NBA player ever. Mateen Cleaves takes on MJ Shaq and Mourning with one hand tied behind his back. Mateen Cleaves is amazing!!!

"Mateen Cleaves Chikkin!!!!"

by Creepsex December 9, 2008

cleave gag

This typically consists of a piece of cloth being tied over the partner's mouth, and is pulled between his/her teeth. A thick scarf is used to hold his/her mouth open, much like a ball gag.

she locked him in a pair of furry handcuffs and clenched a cleave gag between his teeth

by rich001 June 17, 2005

clean snap

This is a term used to describe when going to the toilet and you wipe and there is no feces is present on the toilet paper. The concept is that your feces clean snapped from your rectum without touching the sides.

"Hey Ryan, I just clean snapped!"
"I'm going to the toilet, hopefully I clean snap"

by DJ XSpence December 29, 2007

clean and jerk

A two part process of showering (clean) and masturbating (jerk). The clean does not necessarily come before the jerk, in fact more times than not the jerk precedes the clean. The engaging party often feels a sense of accomplishment upon completion of the clean and jerk as they have killed two birds with one stone.

Person 1: Hey man you about ready to go?
Person 2: Not yet dude, I'm gonna hop in the shower and clean and jerk before we leave.
Person 1: Well make it a quickie cause we gotta be there in like 20 minutes.

by Tony "The Situation" Simmons January 19, 2010

cleanerita

combo of two words . cleaning lady and spanish for girl...senorita..most cleaning ladies tend to be of hispanic origin anyways applicable especially as hotel staff and janitorial workers

hey, when the cleanerita comes, can you get some extra towels??

by douglas epley October 27, 2006

Beaver Cleaver

1...Theodore Cleaver 2...A Vagina with the last name, Cleaver.

In the 1960s an actor by the name of Jerry Mathers played the character "Beaver Cleaver", in the iconic TV show "Leave it to Beaver". Although young Mathers was an adorable little boy, the adult Mathers looks like a damn fool! Same goes for the kid on"two and a half men". As a matter of fact, Luke on "Modern Family" looks like a dickhead now, he is no longer near cute anymore. This happens on a lot of TV shows when the kid grows up. Same in real life also. Someone should define this phenomenon.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

Cleavage Avenue

When you can see straight down a chicks top and you pop a boner looking down her boobs.

1:Shit dude! Look over there

2:Holy crap man Cleavage Avenue

1&2:Sproing !

by OMG Scottish KID June 11, 2009