Chub Rub No.2

When you shit in your hand and manually stimulate someone's (or your own) member

"Hey do you wanna get Taco Bell and come back to my place? I'll give you a Chub Rub No.2. "

by Tjmb553 May 19, 2023

chub check

The mandatory determination and disclosure of your penile engorgement percentage. A important question posed by a friend in a group when they are curious of the state of each of their bros penises.

Friend 1: “Ayo chub check!”
Friend 2: “Shit ah, 30%? I was thinking about your sister!”
Friend 3: “Zero bro, I ain’t hard at all.”

by Euri_Tahdid July 18, 2023

Chub

A clear and definitive loser trying to be cool.

It's typically done by engaging in latest fashion, pop music and social media trends.

"Seen Dylan's yeezys?" "lol yea, that chub needs to hop off kanye's dick"

by EcclesiaSS December 9, 2024

Ocean Chub

Erection caused by moving water flopping around and stimulating your genitals. Can be amplified by loose fitting, silky swim trunks.

I cannot get out of the water right now until my ocean chub deflates.

by Uhuhoxidized May 28, 2024

Chub Dub

A very attractive woman who just so happens to be overweight.

"Damn, have you seen Ashley, she's pretty hot"
"Yeah, she's a chub dub"

by PLEB1 December 18, 2024

Girl chub

The female equivalent of a boner—when a woman gets extremely aroused, often to the point of visibly reacting or needing to shift in her seat. It’s not about what’s seen, it’s about what’s felt: throbbing, pulsing, slick, and very, very ready. Happens fast. Can be triggered by a voice, a glance, a dirty thought… or just the right kind of tension.

He whispered in my ear and suddenly—bam—full girl chub. Had to cross my legs and pretend I was not about to climb him like a tree.

by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 15, 2025

Chub Ass

A very obese individual ( weighs over 350 lbs)

Jason is a chub ass

by monotja25 July 6, 2025