The so-called "love interest" from Fifty Shades of Grey, Christian Grey is a manipulative abuser hiding his crimes behind a charming public persona and by pretending to be a BDSM practitioner. He tries to justify his actions by pinning the blame on his childhood and his dead mother -- who he calls a "crack whore" -- despite the fact that: she tried her best to be a good mother to him even with the environment they were living in, he was taken in by a caring and well-off family after she died and has been living a pretty good life ever since, and he's a grown man regularly surrounded by other grown adults -- including his adoptive parents -- who are in normal, healthy relationships.
by Red Vanguard March 27, 2017
Get the Christian Grey mug.Jewish Christians are basically Jewish people, who eat kosher, and celebrate the feasts of Leviticus 23, as well as Purim (book of Esther), and Hanukkah (books of Maccabees), but also believe that Jesus was indeed the JEWISH Messiah.
Most regular Jews and Christians are unaware that Jesus declared Himself to be the Messiah in JOHN Chapter 10 (22-39) at the Temple on Hanukkah. The books of MACCABEES (found in the CATHOLIC Bible) and JOHN Chapter 10 are read by Jewish Christians during Jewish-Christian Hanukkah.
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Clothing line for middle aged receding hairline, fatty armed Eastern European men who wish they were buff and young and ha wives who were falling apart at the seams
Usually adorned in gold foil, sailor tattoo inspired art or gem stones, which is ridiculous because that all sounds very feminine
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Usually adorned in gold foil, sailor tattoo inspired art or gem stones, which is ridiculous because that all sounds very feminine
Everything in this definition applies to Ed Hardy as well
Vladimir: After me and Ivanna got back from the botox clinic I bought a too tight Christian Audiger t shirt
True Friends Dont Lie: Buddy youre like 45, your wifes tits are gross and you need to put on a suit
True Friends Dont Lie 2: Whats with the trucker hat? Did you take up break dancing too? Does that say Faith? Wow what a faggot
True Friends Dont Lie: Buddy youre like 45, your wifes tits are gross and you need to put on a suit
True Friends Dont Lie 2: Whats with the trucker hat? Did you take up break dancing too? Does that say Faith? Wow what a faggot
by HateGreasyOldGinos October 22, 2009
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Get the Harper Christian mug.All you have to do is let Christ into your heart and you're saved. The worst religion on the planet. Worse than Scientology. It's destructive. It preaches that being born is a sin and that nobody but God can help you. THIS gives these fascists the licence to do whatever they want, so long as they let Christ into their hearts, all will be ok because through Vicarious Atonenment, Jesus saved us all. whatEVER!
Bush: "What's Christian Fundamentalism? Well, I'm gonna bomb the fuck out of Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, and piss off Kim Jong Il with my hypocrisy and kill my own people by conspiring to have two planes launched into the twin towers in NY and a missile at the Pentagon....But it's ok, I'll just let christ into my heart and all will be forgiven"
by cragget July 19, 2006
Get the christian fundamentalism mug.A successful Swedish pop/soul artist who released his self-titled debut album in 1999 at the age of 20. His second album, "Paint By Numbers" was released five years later, in May 2004. The wildly popular "Wonderchild" was the first single from that album, and following was the beautfiful ballad "Never Be Afraid Again". In 2005, "Paint By Numbers" was released outside of Sweden, starting with Scandinavia, where "Wonderchild" entered many charts and was highly regarded by the public during the summer 2005.
by Halliwell September 30, 2005
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