jimmy chews

Formerly known as Jimmy Choos, rebranded after the dog gets a hold of them, or other tragedies befall the shoes such as deep scuffs , gravel tears, or scabby looking ruin on the shine of your boots. $$$

* Dang that's nasty you showed up in Jimmy Chews, buff out those scratches or trash em"

by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

fat chops

Northern English term for a big fat lad with a big fat face. Chops are cheeks.

It means fat face.

'Oi, fat chops, when you've stop stuffing the remainder of that kebab into your trap the taxi's waiting'

by Fat Chops March 16, 2016

anal chopsticks

Another word for the hard painful shit you get after eating Chinese food

I had the worst anal chopsticks ever

by TrentW March 18, 2017

Waffle-chops

Someone who talks incessantly about nothing in particular.

"Who are you on about? Oh you mean old waffle-chops sat downstairs"

"They can never shut up, such a waffle-chops."

by Captain Fishbone May 16, 2017

Skinny Choise

An absolute legend, the guy is well known for smack down vs raw, and having arms and legs the size of tooth picks, he also has a head the size of a snow pea.

Me: Yo bro did you see that match up lastnight? It was a wicked lineup

Bro: No bro who was playing?

Me: Skinny choise and Kane were going at it, Skinny choise's arms snapped like a twig and was sent to the hospital.

by Tinkerdinker April 20, 2018

messy chopsticks

After a man or woman is double penetrated with an unclean butthole, they blow both dicks until they are clean.

My girl gave me and my buddy messy chopsticks last night.

by Assmaster Supreme May 31, 2018

Packin chews

When one partakes in oral sexsexnelk

You packin chews bros?
Hell yeah shelby gave me head last night.

by Gyeon May 31, 2019