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Chocolate Popout

Its when you are having anal sex and the chick shits on your dick.
Jack was pounding Jane in the ass when all of a sudden he felt a warm sensation on his penis. when he pulled it out he saw a shit covered his dick.

"Damn it a chocolate Popout."
by JPrice1 July 25, 2009
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Doggy Chocolate

A type of chocolate made by doggies and generously left in lawns, dog parks, and other urban open spaces. Similar in appearance to commercially available chocolate, doggy chocolate has a slightly more earthy flavor and a more delicate mouth-feel.
Q. This dessert is so fantastic. What's in it?

A. Pasture-raised eggs, organic, free range, grass-fed butter, heirloom amaranth flour and wild-harvested doggy chocolate.
by Herbert Von July 18, 2021
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Chocolate Pinnocchio

When a man forcefully forcefully shoves his woman's nose into is asshole.
Timmy: Ray Rice wouldn't have these problems if he knew about the Chocolate Pinnocchio."

Alex: My bitch was running her mouth last night. One Chocolate Pinnocchio later and that ho made me a pot pie.
Timmy: Pot pie and a stank ass nose. That's how I control my bitches. I don't need no damn elevator.
by Monkeyballs1277 September 17, 2014
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Chocolate Darling

A beautiful girl who has a skin tone that resembles chocolate.
Wow, mate have you see that chocolate darling in the pink dress.
by CFopinion November 16, 2020
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Lawn Chocolates

Rabbit and other rodent droppings on your lawn that your dog eats.
That crazy dog Maggie has finished her dinner, and now she wants to go out to the yard to eat lawn chocolates for dessert.
by WillyWonky April 5, 2011
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Chocolate Sunset

Butt play at or around sunset ( i.e. before dinner) on a private balcony or patio
We enjoyed a chocolate sunset before our romantic, candlelit dinner
by ArubaSal March 20, 2022
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Chocolate Probation

When you want to do anal but you haven’t shit yet.
Jefferey: Hey, man, can I buttfuck you?
Brad: Nah, bro, I’m so constipated.
Jefferey: Aw, damn, I’m on chocolate probation again!
by TheHumbuccleMan November 22, 2019
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