chocolate coffin

when you're giving someone head and then you bite their dick off and swallow it whole. when you poop it out the entirety of the penis is encased in human shit.

man, that chocolate coffin clogged up my toilet.

by ogturtlesquad June 10, 2017

Chocolate Cannoli

Another word for the asshole.

I put my tongue in her chocolate cannoli.

by Miss.Machete March 15, 2018

Chocolate Tip

When having anal sex with another human being, and fecal matter happens to come out on the tip of your penis.

"Man, I was having so much fun with Maddy, but then something went entirely wrong, and I had a chocolate tip."

"Oh, you didn't tell me you had shit on your dick? I'm so sorry that you got a chocolate tip..."

by Le_Ginge February 25, 2017

Chocolate dolphin

When your doing a girl doggie style and you pull out and try to stick it in her butt and she says "eheh ehehe" like a dolphin.

I was banging this chick and try to give a chocolate dolphin. She was pissed

by Ajack32 March 3, 2017

box chocolate

1. Fecal matter that was once lodged within the vagina of it's creator.
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."

husband: I hungy
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate

by boxchocolate March 8, 2017

Chocolate bidet

When you slip out some poop juice and the toilet shoots it right back at your booty hole.

Oh man last night, after those burritos, I had the worst diarrhea and got a chocolate bidet.

by 6hrs on the toilet October 9, 2016

Chocolate Spit

The strange phenomenon when eating chocolate where the chocolate and your saliva mix

I'm choking on Chocolate Spit

by RAADP303 January 23, 2018