shot the chocolate

took a shit; usually in one's pants

Tim: BOO!
Jim: Aww man, I just shot the chocolate.

by brock0lee February 16, 2004

Chocolate mongoose

It’s when a person dips their penis in a fresh pile of dog shit, and they shove their dick inside somebody’s ear

JIMMY! Don’t give your little brother a chocolate mongoose again! It took two hours to make his ear not smell like grandpas dick.

by Ranch Dick February 25, 2022

Shot-Chocolate

When you take an odinary cup of hot chocolate and add shot of hard liqour. Usually used on cold winter days when the prospects of driving to work are bringing you down.

"Oh man, it was so cold outside, I froze my ass off on the way in!"

"Should have had some shot-chocolate!"

by Redcon P February 19, 2009

Thot Chocolate

When you eat ass at a one night stand on a cold winter's night

Did you hear that Myia got some Thot Chocolate last night?

by Leenalemons September 15, 2019

box chocolate

1. Fecal matter that was once lodged within the vagina of it's creator.
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."

husband: I hungy
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate

by boxchocolate March 09, 2017

Chocolate Churner

A chocolate churner is one who likes to indulge in the gay artes of male 2 male butt sex.

"Hey", "Tiny", "I like how you let me give you a Chocolate churner and all", "but the chocolate milkshake you gave me after tasted a little funny".

by LucidR3N3GAD3 August 22, 2009

Chocolate Dog

That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.

Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?

by Gay niggger faggot babe December 25, 2020