chinese obligation

An obligation incurred by helping someone, which requires the helper to continue helping. From the old assumption in the West that the Chinese do everything backwards and upside-down(e.g., "Chinese fire drill," "Chinese auction," etc.).

I saved a kitten from a shelter, and now I have this Chinese obligation to raise them.

by Shaviv May 5, 2004

chinkstah

a chinese gangsta

by ShinDragonZ April 4, 2003

Chinesus

Chinesus is the SinoSan, the legendary Chinese Jesus, the anti-Japanesus. A wrathful and merciless God, he does not suffer fools.

All hail Chinesus, for he is mighty!

by Jomi July 29, 2008

chinese water torture

a kind of torture performed by dripping one drop of water at a time on someone's forehead. it induces boredom and eventually a lot of frustration.

As a punishment for breaking a window, he put his son through a Chinese water torture for a couple of hours.

by KRHimself October 25, 2004

chinese food

makes you smart

persons 1: why are u so smart
persons 2: i had chinese food for lunch

by smartest person alive October 18, 2008

Chinese Scramble

The act of simultaneously punching an opponent with both hands whilst kicking said opponent with one leg. For maximum effect, punches should start from as far back as possible.

When he gets upset, he is apt to do a Chinese Scramble on you.

by ThatGuy123456789 September 4, 2010

Chinese Firecracker

Menu item that started at a Chinese massage parlor. The masseuse puts a peppermint Tic-Tac in a male's pee hole, then gives a blow job till the male gives a resounding scream and a small pop is heard.

yarbs- "Dude, what the fuck? It sounded like the Fourth of July in your room last night!"

sammiam- "Bro, that hooker gave me a Chinese Firecracker!!"

by yabs August 25, 2007