(C.O.G.)Children of God

Children of God do not stand down and push through any obstacle.

(C.O.G.)Children of God do not play so don't test them dumbfuck.

by HIS SON 12 May 15, 2016

sire of the children

The Father or head of the house. Usually enforces the rules upon children.

"Wow those kids are so respectful and kind!"

"That is because the Sire of the Children makes them follow the rules."

by Vy365 February 2, 2017

Satan's Children

A discord server filled with simps and idiots

Person: This place looks like Satan's Children

by Jarnsida May 10, 2020

Think of the children

A term that was meant advocate censorship and the age of consent, based on logical fallacy, moral panic, and family values.

Guy 1: It's time to rape and kill Guy 2's 15 year old daughter, after getting karmalized by doxxing my IP Address, which is 192.26.78.103, livestreaming my offensive Joe Mama joke, and banning me on Twitter, it's time to get my revenge on him, hehehehehehehehehehe.........
Guy 2: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 1: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: I can't believe this would happen to me...

by Karma will get you! February 25, 2022

University of Spoiled Children

A nickname given to USC by jealous UCLA kids who couldn't afford USC.

My dad's movie bombed last year, so now University of Spoiled Children isn't an option.

by Mims22 September 19, 2007

Married with children

A term used to describe someone who is believed to be homosexual but will not 'come out' until much later in life, usually after they've gotten married and had children.

Guy 1: What?! I thought Adrian was gay!

Guy 2: Me too, I think he's just married with children. Shame really...

by Merlin. September 8, 2010

father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.

Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father

by Heather May 18, 2003