Children

When you get drunk

"Why did I have a children?"

by CUTE ANIME GIRLS November 10, 2018

Children

They are the spawn of Satan. They also like Dog Treats because they look like Scooby Snacks. Why? I dunno ask the Children

The Children got into the Dog Treats again.

by Not-So-Sweet-Treats November 17, 2018

Children

Other wise know as kids, children, are little demon spawns from hell who's only objective in life is make yours into hell.
They are usually found yelling, screaming, crying, a mixture of all three, or torturing someone with their questions that you're not allowed to answer.

Person A: woah you look like shit what happened?
Person B: I was babysitting a couple of kids (children)
Person A: Understood.

by Sunny118 November 21, 2018

Children

Give you a reason to run away

That boi ran as fast as he could when he saw that he had children.

by Your dads 3rd teacher February 1, 2019

Children

The embodiment of the devil. These little fuckers will run you up the wall every and and spend all your money until your debtpressed. If you want to bring life to Satan go right ahead. Just know your the father.

Person1: Hey, are you a satanist?

Person2: No, but I do have children so that’s pretty close.

by Onefukked_up_asparagus July 4, 2019

Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.

Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.

by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

Children

Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).

bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!

by Clill Binton October 17, 2019