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Apple Chancery

The classiest goddamn font on Microsoft Word. It reminds one of the simpler times when people wore dumb shit like aprons all day and ran around in orchards singing religious songs and making friends with other white supremacists.
"Did you see that KKK recruitment pamphlet? What was that font?"
"How can you not know that? It's Apple Chancery. You are a dirty motherfucking whore for asking me that question."
by justinbeibersworstnightmare December 5, 2011
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frozen dick's chance in hell

There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.
by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020
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Chance

A respected man/women with an enthusiastic attitude and an outgoing person he/she helps anyone in need and repairs broken items whether it be a relationship or a car he/her will help ASAP did I mention a chance typically gets lucky on a lot of things so if your chance go buy some lottery tickets.
Chance carrieo uthe his dreams
by cyris21357384 January 24, 2019
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chance

chance is a person who is super cool and belongs with a girl named Anndrea
chance really belongs with Anndrea
by MR. heart break November 16, 2017
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Chanelle

A peng ting got sexy girl who is in love with boy called Shkar chanelle is a loyal girl and will never ever cheat on anyone
Chanelle is peng
by XBX_shkar November 24, 2019
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chancey

Mainly used in Ireland – used to describe one's propensity to make out with/shift/score romantic interests.

Means slutty in a Catholic way.
Hayley: OMG, Zack like totally scored my whole Spanish class
Julia: He is SOOOO chancey.

John: Look at that girl over there in the short skirt and low cut top
Paul: Yeah, she is real chancey – scored me and my friend on the same night.

Jessup: 'I am not chancey'
Chickentits: 'You are, you head locked me and tried to make me score you.'
by Dr Queeralp April 8, 2011
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anal chandelier

of or pretaining to the crap that hangs on the hair of your anus after taking a huge fucking shit. You will most likely find these little turds days maybe weeks after you take a crap.
an example of an anal chandelier would be when you take a crap and then a day later, and you acidentaly find hard shit on your ass hair. If you are a fag, you will most likely find them either fingering yourself or giving another fag a rim job.
by Michael Kane October 9, 2005
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