off-chance of a maybe

Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.

"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."

Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"

by AllThatIsGold October 4, 2017

blame chance day

On every November 5th is Blane Chance day. A day where everything is Chance’s fault.

Thanks a lot Chance, I failed my math test today. It is your fault, because it is blame chance day.

by Mcmtb November 5, 2017

nigga chance

a salty ho

damn, nigga chance is especially salty today, what a salty ho

by ThunderKunt67 May 3, 2018

Keegan Chance

The worlds loosest unit can usually find him around cloud nine or a dominos

Oi Keegan Chance you loose unit

by Bogan fishing February 5, 2019

El chancletas

a group of bitches

"I used to think el chancletas meant a group of bitches because after you add the "S" that shits plural "

by El chancletas February 24, 2019

Rusty CHAMCO

A grumpy old man who smokes a heavy amount of cigarettes,and consumes an un healthy amount of alcohol.

I saw a rusty CHAMCO sitting on his front porch

by Mr cumaco November 6, 2019

One chance

You only get “one chance” in life, one chance at anything, don’t ruin your chance and don’t take it for granted

I had a homie back in the day that was in a relationship with this mulatto chick with some titties. She moved away and had one chance to stop her from moving, he wrote her a poem and she still moved, he had one chance. That’s why his name in my phone is now.. one chance

by Real Chatt Language March 18, 2020