Castle Story

a decent "simulation" game made by Sauropod Studio. it is currently 25$ on Steam.

P1: what game should I get?
P2: Castle Story, it's a pretty good game.
P1: alright I'll check it out.

by brick duster April 29, 2022

Castle wanker

To communaly Ijacuculate in the attempt of building a cum castle

Hey' Harry, that guy's a real intuitive castle wanker

by Not.me.definitely January 2, 2022

Samuel Castle

A horrible person that gets no bitches. Makes fun of fat people which is the only thing good about him. Homophobic 🙏🚫🌈 and dates guys.

Y:Where’s Samuel castle.
S:Oh you mean that homophobic guy that likes dudes yea man idk.

by Ghostygoula May 15, 2022

White Castle

White people McDonald's.

Person 1: I had a shitty burger in Massachussets yesterday.

Person 2: Was it White Castle?

Person 1: Definitely White Castle.

by chickennoodle972 May 25, 2022

King of the Castle

Shortly after ejaculating inside your significant other, and receiving performance related compliments. You shout king of the castle in a Borat voice to celebrate your efforts.

Kieran: *finishes inside his girlfriend*
Girlfriend: wow, that was amazing!
Kieran: ‘King of the castle, King of the castle, I have a chair, I have a chair, laaaa laaaa laaa’

Maja: ‘seriously ? You’re still inside me !’

by PP Castle February 6, 2022

Castle Square

Has all you ever need in life - Sports Direct, Poundland, Wetherspoons and "Glory hole golf". Use to have Primark and Bonmarche but they left because they were too upmarket for Castle Square.

I do me shoppin at Castle Square. Its got reyt good shops!

by TheWickedBitchIsDead February 14, 2022

Kazunya Castle

The best location to drop in any Battle Royale game. Only the real gamers drops here to defend the Kazunya lord.

Human being: "Hey let's drop Kazunya Castle!"
Other being: "Hell yeah!"

by Mathpro April 13, 2022