A "bobby carrot" is the act of inserting a carrot up the rectum and convincing others you can see perfectly in the dark.
by granny bukkake December 27, 2007
Get the Bobby Carrotmug. A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.
by McShlammer February 9, 2023
Get the Zombie Carrotmug. A Carrot Top is the drink of choice among the general population residing in the Tritown Area. It is defined by a shot of Dubra being dropped into a glass of Orange Soda. The drink is never to be mixed. To administer this elixir correctly, the recipient must drop the shot of Dubra into the orange soda, and guzzle the orange soda before the mixture curdles. If a recipient is struggling to self administer the elixir, an onlooker must finish the elixir themselves, or pour the mixture down the throat of the recipient. The Elixir must not be allowed to curdle, a this will promptly summon the Dark Lord, who will then force both the recipient and bystanders to consume Dubra until they join him in Darkness.
by DarkLord1776 November 28, 2017
Get the Carrot Topmug. A carrot picker is a ginger who picks carrots for their own sexual personal experiences. Usually used to preform anal masterbation.
by Carley187 December 13, 2017
Get the carrot pickermug. by ashlin_james November 8, 2014
Get the carrot peelmug. Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."
by kordru March 11, 2020
Get the cunt carrotmug. A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot
by Themilieiexpert November 30, 2016
Get the Baby carrotmug.