Bobby Carrot

A "bobby carrot" is the act of inserting a carrot up the rectum and convincing others you can see perfectly in the dark.

Wait, I can see. I've been bobby carrotted by your mum.

by granny bukkake December 27, 2007

carrot juice

A person with red hair and freckles. Normally used when describing someone attractive.

"That snowboarder Shawn White is so hot."

"I know, I love those carrot juice guys."

by Amber Thomas September 21, 2008

carrot boobs

when instead of drooping naturally, a pair of breasts point outward more than is reasonably expected. This phenomena indicates that the enitre breast--not just the nips--are pointing, seemingly defying Newtonian physics. Causes remain unknown.

My brother-in-law calls my wife "carrot boobs" because her breasts intermittenly poke out like nubby carrots. I hate that douche canoe.

by carrotboobs1278 December 9, 2008

carrot peel

Someone who is very VERY skinny and is too orange.

Look at Mollie shes such a carrot peel.

by ashlin_james November 8, 2014

Baby carrot

A full grown man that can not in any situation get a girl to touch his very tiny penis that is smaller than a baby carrot

Dude your such a baby carrot

by Themilieiexpert November 30, 2016

egg carrot

The act of shaving a carrot for to long and it manifesting as an egg shaped carrot

I tried to make lunch and finna made a egg carrot

by The Tooner June 3, 2018

Kawaii carrot

A kawaii carrot is like a umpa lumpas pp it goes up your bum and you eat it after

I had such a good kawaii carrot

by Yiffinggurl241006 April 15, 2019