Car Surfing

When you lay on your stomach at the top of a car, hold onto the bike rack for dear life, and the driver barrels down the road at high speeds.

“When we were car surfing we hit a patch of loose gravel and nearly fell off!”

by Verychillisoup August 7, 2019

Car Douche

The thorough cleaning of the inside of one's automobile. People who have children are in more regular need of a car douche than people who do not have children. Also, cars where sloppy sexual acts or extreme violence take place would be in more need of a car douching.

"My son and his friend from little league just made a snuff film with a circle jerk scene in it. Time for a car douche.

by BustaNutt May 6, 2011

Car Wall

When at least two mother-fuckers work in unison, with complete obliviousness to their actions, on a road with at least two lanes. Usually directly in front of another car simply wanting to drive the speed limit and not slow down at least 15 miles per-fucking-hour around gentle turns.

Those ignorant-pig-fucking car wall -ing-faggot-fucks were slowing to 45 in a 55 on my way to work this morning. Both in unison. I hope they fucking die.

by Aunt-o-nym May 13, 2009

Egg Car

The Smart Cars you steal in GTA V

I stole an Egg Car

by SussyEzra69 December 6, 2021

Dhar Car

A car owned by the Gigachad Dhar Mann, shown in many of his Youtube videos as vehicular prop, and a bingo space on Jarvis Johnson's game of Dhar Mann Bingo.

"Did you get bingo?"
"Yeah! My last space was Dhar Car!"

"Have you seen the Dhar Mann video? It has the Dhar Car in it."
"That doesn't really scale it down."

by Cow_Rampage July 30, 2022

Dababy car

A car originated from a rapper named Dababy when he turned a young african american male into a convertible in his hit song suge...
also its expensive as hell

Dababy Car's engine sounds* YEAH YEAH
Dababy Car's gas sounds* LETS GOO
Dababy Car's parking sounds* I PULL UP LIKE

by RIBBITE April 7, 2021

Car Bowling

When you go through a school zone with your car and try and hit as many kids as you can.

Yo let’s go car bowling!
My high score is 26 in car bowling!

by Skeleton king with the thicccc February 25, 2020