Car cock
An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).
This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).
This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
"Im sorry kids, we cant sit inside Crunchy Fried Chicken today, we are gonna have to go to the drive thru......daddies got car cock"
by Burning blue soul January 8, 2017
Get the Car cock mug.When you lay on your stomach at the top of a car, hold onto the bike rack for dear life, and the driver barrels down the road at high speeds.
by Verychillisoup August 7, 2019
Get the Car Surfing mug.The thorough cleaning of the inside of one's automobile. People who have children are in more regular need of a car douche than people who do not have children. Also, cars where sloppy sexual acts or extreme violence take place would be in more need of a car douching.
"My son and his friend from little league just made a snuff film with a circle jerk scene in it. Time for a car douche.
by BustaNutt May 6, 2011
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by goodprop April 25, 2011
Get the murder car mug.Clothes that can be described by one or more of the following examples:
1) Only putting on the most necessary clothes when going for a ride in the car. For instance when you are going to 7-Eleven to fill up the car with petrol etc. And then right back home again.
2) Clothes that you haven't mirrored yourself in.
3) Sweats/sunday clothes.
1) Only putting on the most necessary clothes when going for a ride in the car. For instance when you are going to 7-Eleven to fill up the car with petrol etc. And then right back home again.
2) Clothes that you haven't mirrored yourself in.
3) Sweats/sunday clothes.
Plausible examples, in everyday conversations, were the expression could be used:
1) "Honey, will you please go and fill up the car, it's almost running on empty!". "Sure hun', let me just get on some car clothes".
2) "Wow man, have you looked yourself in the mirror before going out today? You look like shit!". "No need my man, these are just my car clothes".
3) "Ahh, another Sunday in my favourite car clothes".
1) "Honey, will you please go and fill up the car, it's almost running on empty!". "Sure hun', let me just get on some car clothes".
2) "Wow man, have you looked yourself in the mirror before going out today? You look like shit!". "No need my man, these are just my car clothes".
3) "Ahh, another Sunday in my favourite car clothes".
by PhilipSkovgaard April 1, 2009
Get the car clothes mug.Variant of Car Dealer. Car Deliar is somebody who will screw over by telling you lies about the car you want to buy. You will probably know that he lied after you actually bought the car.
- I went to the car dealiar today. I shouldn't have bought what he told me to. It looked like but when I got home, I noticed it was a bicycle.
- He is a liar. You are stupid.
- He is a liar. You are stupid.
by MACMAS October 30, 2013
Get the car dealiar mug.A vehicle that appears out of thin air, completely parallel to your car, the moment you start to change lane.
I tried to change lane, looked in the mirrors and everything, but as soon as I started, a ninja car suddenly WAS there and blocked me. It came from nowhere!
by FDaihatsu August 18, 2010
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