cry about it

A response phrase used by 12 year old children attempting to insult someone.

Please don't steal my dog

"cry about it"

by lemonword December 13, 2021

cry babies

nothin but pure rap goodness on nothin but the best rap album out there baby called Word of Mouf by Luda.

while you'll be sittin at home pickin ya boogers and flickin em

by Cris May 20, 2004

Crying in the shower

One of the troll terms. Meant to convey the fact that someone is upset after being pwned on a message board. Usually used by trolls trying to incite a response.

He was so upset his video game got a bad review he is crying in the shower.

by jaminator45 January 11, 2012

Crying Man

1. Immediately following sex the male rolls to the side of the female, curls up into the fetal position, and begins to start "crying" making the female extremly uncomfortable and questioning his manhood and if she ever wants to see the male again.

2. During sex the male begins to "cry" resulting in the female questioning his manhood, why she is sleeping with him, and if she will ever want to see him again.

Jim: Did Sean get rid of that annoying bitch he hooked up with last week.

Dave: No, not yet but tonight he is going to do the Crying Man. She probably wont want to see him or talk to him ever after that.

Sally: What happend with Mike? I thought you had a thing for him
Jane: I did, but then he started crying after we had sex. It made me so uncomfortable that I cant even look at him now.

by Scottie Wilks September 22, 2008

Crying Whitley

To leave the house without your testicles.

"Can you believe Gary pulled a crying whitley again?"

by Old Vato September 21, 2009

Crying Donkeys

Crying donkeys are liberals who still won't accept the results of the election. Essentially wanting to have safe spaces to color in coloring books and pet cats. Just big babies.

Tom: Kathy why are you crying?
Kathy: Tom Russia hacked the election now Trump is President.
Tom: Good ol Uncle Vlad!
Kathy: Stop it im sad
Tom: Stop being a Crying Donkey and grow up Trump won now accept it!
Kathy: What is a Crying Donkey?
Tom: When stupid liberals don't get their way they begin to act like pussies and riot that's why we call them Crying Donkeys

by Jesus Has No Balls January 1, 2017

don't cry

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a fat woman. A reference to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

Her face looked thin on her profile...but then I met her and she was a total don't cry.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016