White Crown

A weak male orgasm in which the semen has no velocity to properly exit the tip therefore dribbling over the head. A quote crown of jizz.

I was waiting for a facial, but all he managed to do was give himself a white crown.

by grant drew June 12, 2022

Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.

I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!

by anonymous June 16, 2022

Brown Crown

When you poop on someone’s head during sex

Bro I totally hooked up with my boss’ mom last night, I even gave her a brown crown and she loved it

by This is not my real name June 16, 2022

Triple Crown

In the United States, the triple crown of fucking - commonly know as the “Triple Crown”. Is a series of high stakes sex acts, consisting of “the mile high club”, directly into skydiving sex into the ocean, followed by scuba sex.

“Yaaa I asked my old lady to do the triple crown with me, but she doesn’t have her scuba certification yet”

by Bonko June 17, 2022

Danish Crown

When you're going down on a bloke whilst eating salty licorice and it leaves a ring of salty licorice stain around the head of the penis - that's a Danish Crown.

Yeah mate, total accident, I gave him a sticky Danish Crown

by Danish Bloke September 6, 2022

Triple Crown

When your team and your city wins the championship in three sports in the same year.

i.g. Seattle Mariners win the World Series Seattle Seahawks win the Superbowl Seattle Kraken win the Stanley cup

We just won the triple crown in sports.

by Danieltheresearcher October 31, 2022

Kings Crown

Sexual position: She/ He/ They/ This/ That/ The other wore the kings crown.

The act of the 'King' lowering their sphincter onto and over the nose of the receiver.

James positioned himself over Julie and deftly squatted over her allowing her to receive the Kings Crown which she gleefully received.

by duncandumpertruck November 30, 2022