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Stale chips

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.
Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.
by Isss me March 25, 2009
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Crapstickles

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.
"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!
by Spencer B. September 18, 2004
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crapsickles

taking a crap out in the cold, pouring ice on it, and watching it form a "crapsickle". this term is used by very cool people to show their dislike at something.
oh crapsickles! ali's dog diamond wet the bed!
by Pumkinpie June 22, 2008
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crapscotch

The nimble-footed dance executed while avoiding stepping in dog shit. A high-quality crapscotch typically results when the offending matter is already well-distributed and only lately coming to the attention of the unfortunate crapscotcher.

(Etymology - derived "hotscotch", a children's game in which a player hops on one foot over the lines from section to section of a diagram marked on the pavement).
"Lordy, what's that dreadful smell!?"

"I know, I've just got back from walking Rover and I ended up crapscotching in the lane. I don't know how I'm going to get this out of the tread - it's on both shoes."
by sorrowful_dogwalker September 19, 2009
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Crapsnake

(pr: krahps nake)

n. North American species of porta-potty-dwelling snake mutants of questionable existence, but certain terror. As seen on the X-files.

The mid-American juggalo is the natural enemy of the crapsnake, as they compete for the same habitat. Some say the juggalo evolved his striking markings to ward off the fiesty crapsnakes that ravage each year's Gathering of the Juggalos.
I would rather produce intrapants softserve then tempt fate with a crapsnake.
by Eary February 22, 2010
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Crapsmanshit

This is the practice of an extremely un skilled person dedicated to his or her trade or craft.
Johnny used his best Crapsmanshit to score a D on his architecure project.
by Nathandar August 27, 2010
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Craps Ahoy

taking a crap on a ship at sea. One must announces it's craps ahoy brown anchors away.
Taking a crap while on a ship at sea and exclaiming Craps Ahoy! Let the brown anchors down second mate Mr. Brown Eye.
by Max Power 2.0 September 8, 2010
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