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crime no can pay

crime doesn't pay. Batman's signature line in Pidgin English.
If Batman were one Kanaka dude, he'd say "crime no can pay, so no ack' Joker!". Joker would say "I wen get yo' ass next time, Batman, bumbai!"
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Hate Crimes MD

A nickname for the show House MD. The reason for this nickname is because Dr. House, the main character of the show, often insults based on things such as their race, gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Just binged some Hate Crimes MD!

Person 2: That show ended like 12 years ago, why do you still watch it?
by A-bookshelf June 21, 2024
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crime against cinemanity

(ˈkrīm ə-ˈgen(t)st cin· e·man· i· ty)

noun
: cinematic atrocity (such as a truly Razzie Award worthy film) that is directed especially against an entire moviegoing population or part of a moviegoing population on specious grounds and without regard to individual good taste or aesthetic sensibilities).
The Syrian refugee wept for her soul, her family, and the world as she witnessed the cruelest work humanity had to offer. She just watched and witnessed The Hottie & the Nottie (2008). That was a soul crushing crime against cinemanity experience.
by Tsarstepan December 13, 2019
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Crime Tank

A body of accomplished criminals providing advice, ideas and solutions to specific political and/or economic problems facing the criminal organization that employs them.
The Sinaloa Cartel has assembled their Crime Tank and is currently strategizing El Chapo's next escape. The Sinaloa Crime Tank was behind his tunnel escape in 2015.
by Lufaluabu November 13, 2018
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crime of the sentry

Da fox guarding da henhouse (duh), pulling off da perfect heist unrivaled by any crime in da past hundred years.
Maybe it is indeed true dat "da butler did it", but in order to pull off said "crime of the sentry", said suave ironed-coat-and-starched-tails lackey would have needed help from da front-gate watchman, as well.
by QuacksO July 11, 2024
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crime

A thing that bypasses the law, police are the people who stop people that do crimes
Like "my job is police so I am going to stop someone one that's doing crime"
by a_normal_person_on_ud April 1, 2021
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Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual

Explicitly intended to get people to kill themselves and/or lash out and get their rights taken away.
Hym "I was slandered. The people around me found a target for their 'Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual' and now they are trying to prevent me from escaping the fate they have assigned me. Look at them. They are pulling out all the stops. They are using Orwell and Brad Bradbury and Kafka to condemn people into an individual dystopia."

A retard "I thought you said it was weaponized schizophrenia!"

Hym "It IS! You see... In the English language... You can have multiple different words that mean the same thing. So, retard, gomer, cripple, mongoloid... These all mean the same thing. So, I would kill your kids before I let what they are doing stop me. No matter how much they scream and bitch about it, they will stop giving a shit the second I am credited and paid for creating that AI. Therefore, don't let them throw your kids lives away. Do you really want to live in a world were you have to give up your kids just because some YouTube freak doesn't want the creator of AI to get credit or paid for creating AI? Because that's all that's happening here."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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