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y cant metroid crawl

A awful post from the now defunct Miiverse, posted by PaulyU. He was later banned for selling a game through the service.
PaulyU: y cant metroid crawl?
by LouBlu08 April 16, 2021
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Crawford

A man who leaves, fucks over takes off on his girlfriend/wife without any warning or goodbye, never to return.
"I got home from work and my husband had packed up and left me. I had no idea he was leaving. He didn't even say goodbye. He's done a real Crawford on me!
by spoogesponge April 20, 2008
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crawler

A zombie whose legs have been removed or disabled. Considered particularly dangerous because they're harder to spot, and not much slower than the normal.
The squad thought they'd swept the sector clean, but then a crawler in the cornfield bit the sarge in the ankle.
by Bigfoot Wallace February 24, 2007
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ORF Crawlers

Famous elite organization of badasses composed of maings and other hardcore kids from Plano Texas.
Dude I wish I was an ORF so bad!
by Jeff Hsiao May 9, 2004
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charlton crawley

gay stinky poopy head lives in gei fam house
by funne man October 1, 2020
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chocolate covered night crawler

when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.
by ferrance January 24, 2010
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Creepy crawlies

A phrase given to a pedophile that falls out of his wheelchair
Timmy was at the pool and a man asked him to help him back into the wheelchair and he was only wearing a Speedo, those creepy crawlies I tell you what.
by Chad was here November 28, 2017
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