The Badly Named Convention

An annual gaming outlet in upstate NY. RPG's, Wargames, Card Games, Video Games etc.

"I went to The Badly Named Convention last year. It sure was fun."

by Chris Harasta October 7, 2006

Urban pissing contest

A battle between contemporaries, as to who has submitted the most Urban Dictionary entries.

CPiz: "I now have 6 Urban Dictionary entries to your 4"
DGiz: "I guess you're winning the Urban pissing contest then"
CPiz: "Yes, aren't I clever!"
DGiz: "Eat a dick"

by ThePonderer December 6, 2016

CHIJ St. Joseph's Convent

CHIJ St. Joseph's Convent, infamous for girls fighting in sengkang carparks and having yp bfs 😚😚😚 ij's biggest export of gays and xmms, and (ngl) the most xiasuey ij school

yp: eh u what sch ah?
xmm: im frm chij st. joseph's convent la bdh

by uhmyalol September 23, 2022

Contentfullsleepy

The combination of 3 of the best emotions a human can experience; happiness, tiredness and just-eaten-an-amazing-meal-ness.

Holly: this food is so nice :|

Mark: tell me about it, i'm so tired though, i don't know if i have the energy to eat it.

Holly: hmm.. are you happy too?

Mark: ofcourse..

Holly: I'd say you were pretty contentfullsleepy

Mark: ^_^

by CardiganHeadBoy April 4, 2010

dick waggling contest

Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.

Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.

by Benny Singles December 8, 2007

Sweat T Shirt Contest

1.) When someone completely soaks their white t-shirt to the point that it becomes see-through.

2.) A direct result of overactive perspiration in an embarrassing public setting.

Dude 1: Hey bro, that was an intense game of b-ball
Dude 2: Fuckin' right dude, I'm totally rockin' a Sweat T Shirt Contest right now.
Dude1: Fuckin' gross, man!

by vinnyp7676 January 18, 2010

peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.

Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.

by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009