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Reels Comments

Ahh, the comments of instagram reels. Basiclly, everything thats on instagram reels is a victim of the people who make those comments. Every comment usually is either racist, abelist, sexist, homophobic, ageist, or something along the lines of that.
"Yo have you seen the Reels Comments?"
by hellooouuu February 9, 2024
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You know I've already addressed that.
Hym "YOU KNOW and I KNOW... That I would not read a SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT if you could comment on this. NOT A SINGLE ONE, EVER! I would leave them on just to make you feel better. Just being you idiots all need to FEEL IMPORTANT but I would never actually taint my own psyche by filling my head with inferior thoughts by reading your comments. You want to comment on some shit go to YouTube. Where are you right now, bitch? Is this YouTube? No! You're not ON YouTube right now. And do you know WHY you're not on YouTube right now? BECAUSE I'M NOT ON YOUTUBE MOTHERFUCKER!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.
Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2024
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No Comment

Oli has a 1.1 inch penis
'oli has a small penis, no comment'
by Chelseafan123 March 10, 2023
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Comments Section

You, reading this now: "Fuck, I hate this definition, written by this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche bag, but a "thumbs-down" button doesn't properly quantify the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, where I given the chance... If only there were a COMMENTS SECTION, I could at least let them know my feelings by saying something whitty, like 'shut-up, commi scumbag' , that would teach 'em"
by StrongDynamics September 27, 2020
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Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.
SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"
by Jsslade October 13, 2022
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Comment cloture

The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.
The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.
by Halestormstopper January 25, 2011
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