backward combover

When balding person has to cover their bare scalp by covering it with hair from the back of the head.

I saw a guy in the hardware store and his hair was so neat. It looked so neat. th easiest way for me to explain it is to say it was like a backward combover.

by blulvr7 August 17, 2007

Fontline Combatant

A person that uses the internet as a stage for imagined warfare or pretending they know something about actual warfare. Players of Real Time Strategy Games can be included as also First Person Shooter players. Other people who subscribe to this definition are those who like to discuss how the wars could have been won by the Hitler, Napoleon or Montgomery (In Operation Market Garden)in forums and chatrooms

Bill many a time had said in the chatroom how the allies could have succeeded in Arnhem he is such a Fontline Combatant

by SnellSchnell January 19, 2008

confusticated combobulation apparatus

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.

Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."

by mulletboat June 5, 2009

SD Combo

the 1-2 punch of Sharkeez and District bars in Newport Beach, CA
a common Friday/Saturday night debauchery plan phrase coined by the crew at 2219

where should we go tonight

let's do SD Combo

by Phi Slamma Jamma 2219 July 17, 2011

Reverse Combine Harvester

A Bristolian sexual act whereby the man is upside-down on his shoulders pushing his erect penis forward so that it is pointing towards the ceiling through his legs.
The female sits in a seated position on the man and leans as far forward as possible creating a kind of circular shape (the harvester).
The man after harvesting for some time then proceeds to push a turd from his anus, the perfect consistency is loose and bitty to mimic the spreading of the seed after the harvest.

ark at eee mind, him an is' missus only gone and dun a reverse combine harvester last night mind.

by TheTractorLover December 10, 2012

Anal Combustion

Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.

I had pretty bad anal combustion after that spicy 15 bean soup--it almost blew out my sphincter!

by b007y514y3r March 11, 2016

The Combine

The Combine is a multidimensional empire which serves as the primary antagonistic force in the video game Half-Life 2, developed by Valve Corporation. The Combine consist of alien, synthetic, and human elements, and dominate Earth. The Combine is a multidimensional empire which serves as the primary antagonistic force in the video game Half-Life 2, developed by Valve Corporation. The Combine consist of alien, synthetic, and human elements, and dominate Earth.

Glory to The Combine.

by Th3 0v3rse3r December 18, 2016