bread collecting

The action of collecting bread to then feed to your significant other after it has been aged in wine for 3 years straight. Often a sexual fetish.

Mike: Hey what are you and Sally up to tonight?
James: I'm gonna stop by the store and pick up some bread and wine to begin bread collecting
Mike: Holy shit bro! That stuff takes years to prepare!

by SirachaChan May 6, 2019

star collector

some chick that keeps a list of the famous people she sleeps with.

Cathy: "OMG I just dry humped Richard Lewis in the bathroom. I am so gonna add him to the list."
Jennifer: "You are the lamest star collector i have ever met."
Cathy: "ROCK ON!"

by grimfish July 22, 2008

collectibles

A horrible waste of money, better spent on buying a house, car, or investing.

Even though, the poor soul lived in a crappy-assed area, he continued to buy collectibles instead of considering his future.

by Betty December 13, 2002

KMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I can hit this guy he is laging so bad he must have a KMart Connection.

by CANINE February 19, 2008

debt collector

Contrary to popular belief, the debt collector is not a jackass government worker, they are average people trying to make a buck. Although people think the debt collector is the asshole, the real asshole is the debtor. The debtor (aka anyone who owes a debt because they received a service which they in all their dumbassery think they don't need to pay for) is by far the dumbest person alive, believing that hanging up or telling the collector they dont have a job/moved far far away to save their stupid ass from being collected on will help, however, it will not as the collector can literally find out any sort of information on the debtor that they want, anything from where they work/live to their social security number the debtor is so dumb in fact that the collector becomes more and more depressed every day, not because the idiot debtor hurts their feelings, but because they witness firsthand the decline of the human IQ, which seems to decrease daily.

Debt Collector: Hi is Adam D***** there?

Debtor: What's this about?

Collector: I can only disclose the information to Adam.

Debtor: yeah, I get it, you can't say because you've been "dee-structed" to do so, right?

(this is an actual conversation I had with one of these morons)

by Broseph919191 December 15, 2011

coolection

a cool collection of items

my girlfriend has a coolection of characteristically candid clothing

by NimbusXYZ April 7, 2010

butt connection

The place where the butt connects to the thighs

That skirt is way too short, you can see her butt connection

by Shannon Murphy December 23, 2007