15 million Scoville bare minimum. This bitch will knock your socks off like a dog in World War II. Take this shit with a megaton of milk, and yogurt, because without the correct rations, it could be your one way ticket to the grave. Be sure to have the U.S. arm y forces on your side for this one pal, it'll blow you away into a storm of strong emotions. Once you're finished fighting the big ass war of a fight, you'll become immortal to all spices, you'll join the X-Men for your amazing ability.
The act of inserting a straw down ones urethra, preferably a male, then proceeding to use it as a funnel to insert crushed chili down the shaft (in my experience, most funnels are too big, but you can go all out since it’s chili you moron)