Bobby Carrot

A "bobby carrot" is the act of inserting a carrot up the rectum and convincing others you can see perfectly in the dark.

Wait, I can see. I've been bobby carrotted by your mum.

by granny bukkake December 27, 2007

Zombie Carrot

A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.

Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot

by McShlammer February 9, 2023

cunt carrot

A carrot that was used for vaginal masturbation, involving the carrot puncturing into the vagina.

Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."

by kordru March 11, 2020

Kawaii carrot

A kawaii carrot is like a umpa lumpas pp it goes up your bum and you eat it after

I had such a good kawaii carrot

by Yiffinggurl241006 April 15, 2019

carrot juice

A person with red hair and freckles. Normally used when describing someone attractive.

"That snowboarder Shawn White is so hot."

"I know, I love those carrot juice guys."

by Amber Thomas September 21, 2008

carrot picker

A carrot picker is a ginger who picks carrots for their own sexual personal experiences. Usually used to preform anal masterbation.

Where you going carrot picker?

by Carley187 December 13, 2017

Carrot Top

A Carrot Top is the drink of choice among the general population residing in the Tritown Area. It is defined by a shot of Dubra being dropped into a glass of Orange Soda. The drink is never to be mixed. To administer this elixir correctly, the recipient must drop the shot of Dubra into the orange soda, and guzzle the orange soda before the mixture curdles. If a recipient is struggling to self administer the elixir, an onlooker must finish the elixir themselves, or pour the mixture down the throat of the recipient. The Elixir must not be allowed to curdle, a this will promptly summon the Dark Lord, who will then force both the recipient and bystanders to consume Dubra until they join him in Darkness.

Hey man what is tha........ (Carrot Top Administered)

by DarkLord1776 November 28, 2017