by Johnny slurvine January 4, 2017

He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).
Can Fu is daddy <3
by lilpengting February 6, 2023

by Skank Bacon July 7, 2018

I bought a Lund for $5,000 last week to go bass fishing on lake Kalamaka. Great price even though it's just a simple, bare boned, sardine can, with not a lot of passenger accommodation. Your ass will hurt after 5 minutes of resting on the wooden bench.
by sillybritches May 24, 2014

by lanmanrob November 16, 2010

Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.
ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET
ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET
by Hannahpleaseloveme June 9, 2019

by Trumphater— September 22, 2019
