Christmas butthole

Just think about it: a big red butthole filled with the holiday spirit.

Deb: Well fuck me in my Christmas butthole.

Dex: Huh?

by La Petite Tête July 23, 2010

butthole whistle

what a mentally retarded person says when he farts

Joey gimps his way in to a line at walmart and farts loudly yelling BUTTHOLE WHISTLE

by Razurtothewrist666 March 13, 2010

Butthole Drizzy

rough ass anal (no homo)
can be used as a insult

"finna make him do the Butthole Drizzy you er"

by Kuumai June 27, 2022

Butthole Elves

Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.

I sneezed and thanks to the butthole elves I did not shit the bed.

by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018

Sneaky Butthole

Someone whose questionable actions cause you to learn an important lesson and then they pretend it was their plan to enlighten you all along.

(South Park) While Stan's ploy to distract others from his own dishonesty inadvertently led to people taking up a positive cause, his "that was really my plan all along" attitude cemented his reputation as a Sneaky Butthole.

(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.

by JohnnyApocalypse August 27, 2013

butthole brothers

Company started by cooks to take a picture of ones butthole and sell it to monthly subscribers.

Man did you see how much money the butthole brothers made?

by Brittles02 February 10, 2020

butthole neck

when a person has a zit in the middle of their neck that looks like a butthole

Come over here butthole neck.

by squirtmouth May 25, 2016