Business Shit

The act of dressing up in a suit especially to take a shit and the feeling of triumph and superiority over your blue collar counterparts in doing so.

There are two requirements that need meeting for your shit to be classed as a business shit: the first is that you must not be wearing a suit to begin with; at the first sign of urgency you should rush to the wardrobe and suit up. And the second is that the suit must consist of a jacket, trousers, smart shoes and a shirt and tie.

Points are awarded on urgency, details of the outfit (suspenders, cravate, tophat, bluetooth, briefcase, umbrella etc) and extracurricular activites (conference calling, checking the FTSE, smoking a cigar, reading the financial times etc)

I was having the greatest business shit today I could have stayed in there all afternoon but time is money so I was outa there in a timely fashion

by skeebe03 October 21, 2011

To be busy with Idlerpg

To idle; To stay quiet; To actively keep out of conversation. (See idling.)

Originates from the IRC game Idlerpg in which player's sole task is to idle as much as possible.

<MeBeHere> sorry for the delay on putting the on my bots... i was busy with idlerpg...

by MeBeHere April 26, 2004

Business Partner

A sexual business relationship.

DanEZPZ was doing bqscott, his Business Partner.

by TheProhacker March 27, 2009

Business Socks

Socks that represent that you wanna get down. Ushally the person(98% of the time male)could have black, thick rimmed glasses and dark sideburns.

When the man wears his Business Socks, the ladies are ready for makin' love for 2 minutes.

by MichelaBrown February 18, 2009

Business Shower

When two or more people take a shower together for non-sexual purposes, such as conserving water.

Joey: Dude that pool was nasty.

Rhett: Yeah we need to take showers.

Joey: Wanna just take a Business Shower?

Rhett: Hell yeah.

by Alfred Greenfield August 16, 2010

Business Beard

A well groomed beard worn by male business professionals. Usually shaped, not thick, no facial hair under the jaw line, ass well keep as the hair a top their head, their beard is a extention of the hair on the top of their head, and good chance hair dye is used to hide the grey and white hairs in their beard.

Mr. Fitzwell Business Beard is looking tight and very classy.

by Secrect Destroyer September 19, 2010

Big Business

A fat girl. Usually one you meet up with for sex but don't tell your friends.

If his boys knew Tevin had big business on the West Side, he would have never lived it down.

by ShadySar May 11, 2010