The act of dressing up in a suit especially to take a shit and the feeling of triumph and superiority over your blue collar counterparts in doing so.
There are two requirements that need meeting for your shit to be classed as a business shit: the first is that you must not be wearing a suit to begin with; at the first sign of urgency you should rush to the wardrobe and suit up. And the second is that the suit must consist of a jacket, trousers, smart shoes and a shirt and tie.
Points are awarded on urgency, details of the outfit (suspenders, cravate, tophat, bluetooth, briefcase, umbrella etc) and extracurricular activites (conference calling, checking the FTSE, smoking a cigar, reading the financial times etc)
There are two requirements that need meeting for your shit to be classed as a business shit: the first is that you must not be wearing a suit to begin with; at the first sign of urgency you should rush to the wardrobe and suit up. And the second is that the suit must consist of a jacket, trousers, smart shoes and a shirt and tie.
Points are awarded on urgency, details of the outfit (suspenders, cravate, tophat, bluetooth, briefcase, umbrella etc) and extracurricular activites (conference calling, checking the FTSE, smoking a cigar, reading the financial times etc)
I was having the greatest business shit today I could have stayed in there all afternoon but time is money so I was outa there in a timely fashion
by skeebe03 October 21, 2011
The left-most lane on a highway. Designated for those who drive at least 10-15 mph over the speed limit. Lane is usually reserved for those who drive for purpose, know where they are doing, and refuse to drive slow.
Whenever I'm on I-95 I'm usually doing 90 mph in the business lane.
I'm really getting tired of these idiots driving in the business lane. Don't they know I'm trying to get somewhere?
I'm really getting tired of these idiots driving in the business lane. Don't they know I'm trying to get somewhere?
by S.C. Branca December 10, 2007
DanEZPZ was doing bqscott, his Business Partner.
by TheProhacker March 27, 2009
Socks that represent that you wanna get down. Ushally the person(98% of the time male)could have black, thick rimmed glasses and dark sideburns.
by MichelaBrown October 14, 2008
Joey: Dude that pool was nasty.
Rhett: Yeah we need to take showers.
Joey: Wanna just take a Business Shower?
Rhett: Hell yeah.
Rhett: Yeah we need to take showers.
Joey: Wanna just take a Business Shower?
Rhett: Hell yeah.
by Alfred Greenfield August 16, 2010
by Lisa Ceezay February 20, 2003
A well groomed beard worn by male business professionals. Usually shaped, not thick, no facial hair under the jaw line, ass well keep as the hair a top their head, their beard is a extention of the hair on the top of their head, and good chance hair dye is used to hide the grey and white hairs in their beard.
by Secrect Destroyer September 19, 2010