Bumpin' browns

The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five

Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.

by Megatronwins March 4, 2018

Bumpin

bumpin is the action to physically touch or “bump” in my asshole.

guy: *bumpin*
me: *slaps him*

by McChickennugggg March 3, 2019

bummingphobia

being scared of running babies or babies chasing you

denise cant be around babies a lot because she has bummingphobia.

by ccloud15 May 28, 2020

Burping the turtle

The act of masturbating to completion!

My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!

by Jj clayt November 11, 2020

Bumming

A modern noun that is used to explain a task that one thinks absolutely needs to be done, yet everyone else knows that is does not.

So darling, are you going to be bumming your parents today or can you give it a miss for a change?

by Cpiddy7 March 6, 2021

Bumming

Coming at the enemy from both sides in an online multiplayer game.

I’ll attack head on, you get behind them and get on with bumming these pussies

by WillyWillyBoBo November 26, 2021

burping queen

b is the burping queen of england

b used her burping queen powers to make mama hle extinct

by lex the farting queen April 22, 2022