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Chernobyl Bunny

A Chernobyl Bunny is very playful and loveable. Very sociable by nature, she could very often be the center of attention, although her attention is is often elsewhere.

The Chernobyl Bunny, for many hours of the day, will sit in an unresponsive state, experts believe that the Bunny is "daydreaming", about what, remains to be seen.

If the Bunny is not found "daydreaming", it is often either sleeping or attempting to catch its main source of food, the Jarek, with whom it cuddles and seduces before it noms.

The Chernobyl Bunny is scientifically proven to be he most beautiful and graceful being in, and out, of existance. But don't let this fool you, there are times when it is not a good idea to approach such a being, for it might be in a rare mood where it not only attempts, but succeeds in ripping out your balls and your eyes, and replacing them in each others position.
Zach: Oi, Malarkey, we got to help that Jarek, The Chernobyl Bunny is already seducing him!
by Jarek Rictus February 3, 2010
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Tar Bunny

by TarBunnyStudios September 11, 2020
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bungalow bunny

Excerpt from Dirty Dancing includes Bungalow Bunny: "That’s Vivian Pressman, one of the bungalow bunnies. That’s what we call the women who stay here all week. The husbands only come up on weekends."
by CataholicsAnonymous May 14, 2016
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Nigagizer Bunny

When a man is pumping as fast as a 15 year old who just found sex and you have to grab him and tell him slow down.
Slow down nigagizer bunny.
by Edward NiggaHands October 1, 2019
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chui bunny

a smol “edgy” bunny created by Echo Gillette.
by De meow hits January 30, 2018
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Cheapster Bunny

Due to economic constraints, this is the bunny that appeared to visit most of America this year, instead of the usual Easter Bunny.
Last year, I got a huge basket with some really neat stuff from the "Easter Bunny." This year, my measly gift bag with a few Wal-Mart brand fishing lures must have been delivered by the "Cheapster Bunny."
by CaptKC April 12, 2009
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spaz bunny

A person of a very sweet disposition/nature that can be a little anxious at times, much like a rabbit.

When given the opportunity, will act extremely overactive and energetic, hence the 'spaz' part of 'spaz bunny.'

The spaz bunny spazzes in such a manner that it appears slightly cute.

Usually applied to a person of effeminate/girly nature.
Her friends liked to call her a spaz bunny because she was so jumpy, but it was also adorkable to see.
by vf2wk3s May 26, 2010
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