Brett

Brett is a piece me shit asshole who you cannot trust and he is most likely to make your life shit specially if you are dating him. Stay away from people named Brett.

Brett is a bitch

by Mike.G September 10, 2020

Brett Oakes

If his name is Brett, you already know he has a horse cock. If he’s an Oakes, you know he fucks bitches. If his name is Brett Oakes, his cock is the longest and girthiest schlong ever. You know this mf fucks bitches. He’s Probaly out there fuckin ur girl rn. Not to mention his ass must be fatter then fucking Lana Rhodes. His ass is for sure juicy and grumpcious.

“I would let Brett Oakes fuck the shit out of me”
“Brett Oakes ass is fatter then Lizzo”

by Baudhaxhzuhzha November 25, 2021

Brett Yang

-Loves bubble tea and practicing the violin
-Mostly has a dead pan face
-Is weirdly the more extroverted of the two
-aka perfect pizz boy
-aka Shostakovich's reincarnation

A: Hey have you heard of Brett Yang's lofi?
B: Yeah man, that gives you nightmares....also you shoud PRACTICE

by Maccalenna December 30, 2023

Brett Schartner

A little bitch who usually refers to Tom Brady as the goat. He walks down the hallways of his school with a mega rager. If there was a word to describe him, it would be cunt since he always acts high and mighty but is really just a little bitch.

Fuck Brett Schartner what a cunt

by Gaynig December 25, 2021

Brett

Top shagger , 5*5*>world peace , secretly gay , still looking for my cock , looking for a woman , currently obsessed with Pokémon go :)

Brett u sexy bastard

by Brettgladding240705 November 23, 2021

Brett Mellul

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Brett Mellul

by yamsforali April 6, 2021

Brett Scharff

A unique beast that usually wears moccasins and sweatpants on a daily basis. Usually located near a large abyss. His favorite food is sushi dick. He enjoys moling around in large mouth vaginas. He's a large fuckbag.

Hey did you see Brett Scharff recently? Nah man, hes a douche

by Brett Scharff October 13, 2011