truckstop breakfast

noun- The truckstop breakfast emerged out of long distances between service stops, hemorrhoids, and man-hunger. Usually performed as 'soixante-neuf' (or 69), two typically bearded truck drivers gingerly nibble one another's hemorrhoids until both are satiated.

...but the third truckstop breakfast was just right, and so she ate it all up.

by keldard February 20, 2011

16 oz of Breakfast

To drink beer for breakfast, the 16 oz (or ounce) refers to the size of a the beer can

"I'm going to the convenience store to get 16 oz of breakfast"

by Zherkovski January 14, 2008

country breakfast

An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.

Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!

by Sandra Rosenbaum September 10, 2008

from hell to breakfast

Farmer's phrase referring to the hours they were out early (sunrise) working in the fields before breakfast.

The time spent working , often in unpleasant conditions, before breakfast. If the work was easy or pleasant, there would be no need for hell reference.

I plowed the new potato field from hell to breakfast.

I worked on the project from hell to breakfast.

I have the hell to breakfast schedule.

by MrPeabody November 12, 2007

Breakfast Coupon Shuffle

Primarily used in the hospitality industry; The act of offering breakfast coupons to disgruntled guests to remedy absolutely any type of negative situation. It's a very cheap (virtually free) means of averting the guest's attention as well as mildly satisfying them.

That guest was pissed dawg...pulled the ol' breakfast coupon shuffle and she was fine.

by T and D Associates August 21, 2008

breakfast clubbing

Verb: The action of going to multiple restaurants, not just for breakfast, with friends or other people who are extremely indecisive. Usually it takes forever and you drive around town multiple times before anyone even has an Idea where they would like to eat.

Guy 1: Man did you remember that time we drove around forever because your friend couldn't make up his mind on what to eat?
Guy 2: Yeah, I really didn't plan to go breakfast clubbing that day, I needed to be somewhere.

by kariya kikkushin January 10, 2011

Breakfast Sammy

When you peel them sticky morning pussy lips apart like a cheesy breakfast sandwich and eat her like a meal deal.

Got me a little breakfast sammy this morning from Rachel. Is my chin still glazed or did I get her all wiped off?

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018